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Doc Reeves

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  1. Narrator: The Ex-husband chuckles to himself as he kicks back his chair and takes a nip of bourbon. “They’ll learn,” he thinks to himself, “God bless their hearts, the truth will set them free…”
  2. Oh guys, let’s just calm down. Things were said, tempers may have gotten away from us…
  3. Sometimes I think it would be fun to be a sports writer because, fuck it. But I don’t know man, I just don’t feel right stealing money from people.
  4. Spencer Tillman was also with him in the field with the 2 hookers no one found out about…
  5. Lucky for me the Deposed Presidente has contacted me via email that I just need to send him $10,000 so that he can free up funds that are frozen in an international bank…
  6. true story from about a week ago So I’m at Walgreens trying to get a picture enlarged because of a death in the family. They were older but it was from a reaction to medication and waiting to go to the hospital too long, so it still stung. As I was trying to get it figured out I noticed a lady probably in her late 50s on the phone 5-6’ away. I couldn’t help but over hear that she was somewhat exacerbated and calling a friend for support. I wasn’t trying but could overhear a few words and her fighting tears. So she finishes and comes to the photo counter and I still can’t get the picture i need off my fucking phone so I’m just standing there like a dope. She seemed like a nice lady and I have no idea why i did this but i turned t her and said “Hi, I couldn’t help but overhear, are you dealing with a loss? My family member died too.” She looked and me and smiled and had tears in her eyes and said “My husband died exactly a year ago and I’m getting remarried in a week so there are a lot of emotions right now” Now, I don’t know why I said this because I’m not into being like Kain in Kung Fu, dishing out universal truths and shit to strangers like i know more than anyone one else but I just responded “Well, congratulations! Thats wonderful! I’m sorry for your loss but if it were me I would want my wife to go, live and be happy.” She smiled, got teary and ran away. I felt like a complete idiot, shit head and just couldn’t understand why the fuck i had to jump into this lady’s life with that kind of heavy shit. How fucking hard is it to say “Congratulations and God bless you”?? Of course the pic i need pops up and I’m able to get everything ordered. I glance over at the register counter and the lady’s stuff was still there. I felt like a tool some more. I grabbed my ticket and walk to leave and at the doo they lady waved at me and said hi. She said “Thank you so much for saying that. What you said is exactly what my husband said when he was dying.” Fucking weird man. TLDR; I’m am the light. A gofundme will be provided shortly.
  7. Well, that’s hard to say…
  8. To be fair some bodies have more, shall we say… “mileage”, than others
  9. It was awful watching 4/5 star WRs come here and die, but hot damn is it fun to watch the same thing at aggy
  10. You are very right to point out (and as I’m sure you are well aware yourself) going to war in court is awful and no one really wins. Personally, I feel the civil court system is there to insure both parties are equally miserable. But with inheritance it’s all about positioning ahead of time. If you’re an attorney and granddad trusts you to settle the estate and there’s a “loss of rights if you contest” clause, maybe you don’t tell your siblings about the sale of a 50k boat because, fuck ‘em. Or, you have an attorney step family member that “helps” your dad give them a 60/40 split of his assets by posing an equal division of an unequal divide as legitimate.
  11. You’re right on some levels. Life is too short to be petty and it’s important to know the value of your live in comparison to the value of the money saddled with deep scorn, pain and hurt feelings that comes from a fight. But Ive been thru 2 family money grabs/baseless lawsuits and the ignorant, white trash gold digger who married my dad has been taking bumbling steps to go to war with my brother and I. People come for you at your weakest. They pretend to be worried about you and pat you on the back while they steal everything that is rightfully ordained to you and your dependents by both God and Man’s Law. You must always be ready to fight for your family and the battles will come from places that hurt you in way you cont imagine.
  12. Haha But…. Fuck A-Aron Rodgers more
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