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Deej

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Everything posted by Deej

  1. Couldn't we round up a few every night, take them down to Town Lake, and sacrifice them to Nicole?
  2. North Carolina fucked around and found out.
  3. Those dumbasses paid Jimbo $20.5 million a year for every year he coached. Just stunning.
  4. Let me guess, whatever rules get put in place, Bama will be exempt from.
  5. We the people find Luigi "Not Guilty"
  6. I bet aggy loves that movie.
  7. I'd help her make that happen.
  8. Putting money on the Cubs and Bears in the future.
  9. "Paging Luigi to the white courtesy phone..."
  10. Talking to my mom this evening. Her: "We have a new pope. Another liberal pope." Me: "Well, Jesus seemed pretty liberal." Subject changed immediately.
  11. Shit, now they'll find the pope dead in Town Lake.
  12. Ok, guys. Let it go. We all know Derka will never admit when he's wrong. If he did, he'd never have time for anything else.
  13. Judging by the homeless camps up in my area, that number is probably low. Those folks love to collect garbage.
  14. That's how they get you altar boys.
  15. Yes. Derka's overactive imagination.
  16. Good girl, Ellie. Give 'em hell up there.
  17. It would open the door to the following pope being Pope Cornballa.
  18. "tu ruins every conference they touch!" - aggy
  19. Old coach got them. Got them for over $100 million.
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