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Deej

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Everything posted by Deej

  1. Could any of them have won a fight against a chimp?
  2. "Praying mantis on the court and I can't be beat..." (R.I.P. MCA)
  3. That's been a problem before.
  4. Can't pad your rebound stats if you pass it out before missing three or four gimmes.
  5. The ones coasting on that sweet AISD recapture money?
  6. I bet they have an entire building dedicated to aggy tape.
  7. Deej

    Burgers

    She said it was limp, greasy, and very underwhelming.
  8. Deej

    Burgers

    Burned too many times by poorly cooked bacon.
  9. Hahahahahahahahaha...no.
  10. Deej

    Burgers

    I'm ok with that. I love bacon. I love burgers. I don't love bacon on my burger.
  11. No, but you keep doing you if that's what you like to wear.
  12. The vaqueros who worked on our ranch with me? I don't think so.
  13. Everything anybody wears is a statement. Boots are fucking comfortable and fitted pearl snap shirts look fucking good on me. Sorry for not being a fat-ass.
  14. I'm posting from on top of your mom.
  15. Well, apparently his dick doesn't work.
  16. And God forbid those of us who are real Texans would wear western wear.
  17. Some of us were around for this...
  18. What would they do with a guy in a Walmart t-shirt and a fake silver Amazon chain?
  19. If you look hard enough, you can see Brat walking into the Social Security office.
  20. Hmmmm... https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/apd-atf-to-safely-detonate-explosives-in-south-austin/
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