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Doc Sam Beckett

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  1. Okay let's be honest, it's fun to make fun of Vance for fucking a couch, but......some of these couches are actually kinda hot, right?
  2. Wait, is your wife Native American/Mexican? And is she married?
  3. It's impossible not to love Balz to the Walz. I vacillate between Besheer, Cooper, and Shapiro based on how well you idiots are mind fucking me. But if I'm being honest, Walz is the dude I like the most. He reminds me of the uncle who doesn't give a fuck and will say whatever and not surprisingly, is your favorite family member
  4. Listen asshole. You're probably right, but.....but, Florida and North Carolina are at least worth putting time and money into. Fuck shitbag Ohio and Texas.... ...and nobody likes you
  5. Fuck that sucks. Apple has, by far, the best shit going
  6. I'm about to start the final episode, but put me on that jury and I'm 100% convicting Rusty for two reasons. First, he's got a great head of hair, and should be punished for that. More importantly, he wears a pinky ring.
  7. Lulz do I have to repeat it? Chant, damn you!
  8. The problem with @Biff Tannen, just like myself, is we are on the border of Gen X and Millennial, but neither generation wants us. Just generation zombies wondering around
  9. Me when he finally responds to this
  10. Where ya at mainstream media? This fucking waterhead is TOO OLD, right?
  11. Sir Alex Ferguson.
  12. Pro tip: if you're in Pennsylvania, say Pittsburgh, don't casually toss around the phrase "Pedo State"
  13. Shit is weird. I spend a lot of time in Arizona, and I think it's going to continue on the Colorado path and be consistently blue. But what the fuck do I know, I think North Carolina should have flipped before Georgia or Arizona. NC makes no sense to me
  14. If he holds a press conference and says he doesnt fuck couches, I'll believe him, but he better come off as sincere
  15. "We will never be a right to work state as long as I am governor"
  16. Imagine being an old school Republican in your 60s or 70s with your country club membership and framed photo of Saint Reagan on the wall behind your desk. You fucking hate Donald, but you hate communist demoncrats even more. You just need a little push to get excited about the election and Donald chooses Dan Patrick with a beard who drinks diet mountain dew, fucks couches, and wrote a book titled hillbilly elegy. How fucking demoralizing
  17. Tuco is a name I like reading posts from. Don't be ghosting us
  18. Well maybe he should drag his nuts across scotus face anyway, but your point is taken.
  19. Reading this wall of text from @Chult86 and I'm almost positive he's a YGIFS sock, but can't quite nail it down...
  20. Alright Harris has had her moment in the sun. Any minute now the media should be hammering Donald daily about being too old to be president
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