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  1. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/woman-carrie-costume-totals-car-terrifies-first-responders-n1074676 She said she warned a 911 dispatcher that when police and medics arrived, she would look more mangled than she actually was. "I said to the responder that I am in full Halloween makeup and don't want them to be frightened," she said. But the memo wasn't relayed. Wolfe wrote in a now-viral tweet that "everyone who was a first responder thought I was dead," adding an apology in all caps. She said an additional officer who showed up later while she was "making conversation with people" came over to the group imploring, "I hate to interrupt but don’t you guys think she needs medical assistance?”
  2. Police want to identify a woman they say is badgering college women to date her single son. The Baltimore Sun reports that a woman in her mid-50s has been visiting the campus of Towson University in Maryland pestering female students. The mom reportedly approaches her victims, shows them a photo of her eligible son and asks if they are interested in dating him. Police say the mom entered two on-campus buildings on three separate dates to play Cupid. The Towson Police Department shared an email with Yahoo Lifestyle from Chief Charles Herring that alerts the community to the mother’s actions. “The Towson University Police Department is investigating three related incidents occurring in the Cook Library and Center for the Arts buildings on February 6 and 7,” read the email. “Students have reported being approached by an older female who attempted to show them a picture on her cellphone and ask if they were interested in dating her son. The subject of interest is described as a female, appearing to be in her 50s, with glasses, wearing blue jeans and a striped long-sleeve shirt with red trim along the bottom, a multicolored scarf, brown shoes and carrying a dark-colored coat.” A police spokesperson tells Yahoo Lifestyle that, for now, the mother is not suspected of committing a crime; they just want her to stop. So might her son. https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/police-searching-mother-whos-allegedly-harassing-college-women-date-son-190612490.html
  3. So my wife went to HEB a few days ago and since I was busy mowing the lawn she took our cute little dog Monster with her to the store. She only ran in to the store for a short list of essentials (hemmorhoid cream, Mountain Dew Zero, Busch Light and Hot Sauce). She put the dog in her crate and cracked the window. She sprayed water and dropped a bunch of ice cubes into the crate to keep her cool. Our dog has a disorder that makes her whine when she is happy. Well apparently some know it all WANNABE HERO KAREN walked by wifes car and called the police because she heard Monster whining. It was only 100 degrees and like I said we cooled down the crate with ice. Then the jerk opened my wife's car door and stole our dog FROM THE CAR until the police arrived. Once out of the store my wife was SHOCKED to see the police, a security guard and this KAREN holding my STOLEN dog. After a heated discussion with all involved my wife got Monster back. I am thinking we should sue this lady for emotional distress and theft. Thoughts??
  4. Sexual assault allegations surface about husband of GOP party chair Much ado about nothing? What the actual fuck?
  5. Body cam footage of the officer who killed her on the link. FORT WORTH, Texas - A Fort Worth Police Department officer fatally shot a woman who was inside her home early Saturday morning. This incident began just before 2:30 a.m., when police got a call about a home’s front door being open in the 1200 block of E. Allen Ave. While responding officers were searching the area, an officer looked inside the home through a window, and saw a person standing inside. According to police, the officer pulled out his service weapon after “perceiving a threat.” On body camera video released by Fort Worth PD, the officer can be heard saying, “Put your hands up. Show me your hands,” before shooting through the window at the person inside. Officers then went into the home, and found a woman who had been shot by the officer, along with a handgun. Police have not said whether the gun was found near the woman, or found in another part of the home. Officers immediately began giving the woman first aid, but the woman, who lived at the home, was later pronounced dead. The officer who fired the shot, who has been with Fort Worth PD since April 2018, has been put routine administrative leave until an investigation into the shooting is complete. No other injuries were reported. The investigation into this shooting is continuing. https://www.fox4news.com/news/woman-fatally-shot-inside-her-home-by-fort-worth-officer?fbclid=IwAR2SJTDU5QVqJrkoHZWzmRiaOUKbf0O8ufykOINOb5FJUaSBRceEW8tcSiE
  6. Top this prank. Keith Richards bastard kid? Tastes a bit gritty.... A student in Davis, California has claimed that around two weeks ago, she and a co-conspirator gave nine classmates cookies containing her grandfather's ashes. At least some of the students were aware there were ashes in the cookies before they consumed them, police told the Los Angeles Times on Tuesday. Others were apparently unaware and were "horrified" when they found out. So far, it is unclear why the student felt motivated to bring desserts with human remains in them to school. Since the cookies have already been eaten, it is also unclear how we can be sure they contained ashes at all -- although a classmate of the alleged perpetrator did say he "didn't believe her until she pulled out the urn." What a thing to say. In a letter to parents on Tuesday, the principal of Da Vinci Charter Academy maintained that "there is no health risk to our campus or to any one of our students." "We regret that this story has been taken up by the media," he also wrote. What do you think? Would you eat a human ash cookie? Personally, I would not choose to eat a human ash cookie, but it also does not sound like the worst thing in the world. Sure, there are technically human remains in there, but it's not like they are recognizable as human remains. If you simply must do cannibalism, it's probably the best version of doing cannibalism. Anyway, authorities had not tested the treats as of Tuesday, apparently, so this could all be a big to-do for nothing. Good lesson, though: Be suspicious of all sugar cookies.
  7. What the fuck?!! http://www.fox4news.com/news/u-s-world/murder-charge-for-grandmother-after-toddler-found-in-oven
  8. Seriously, how does New Zealand, with fewer than 5 million people, end up with a much more capable leader than the U.S., with 330 million? https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2019/03/jacinda-ardern-new-zealand-shooting-emotion-politics.html
  9. https://bleacherreport.com/articles/10029273-cowboys-jerry-jones-sued-by-25-year-old-woman-over-alleged-paternity
  10. So, at El Pollo Loco, the Chief goes into the shitter and drops trou. She's carrying (concealed, according to the NEW story), so she puts her piece on the asswipe dispenser. Then it got weird. At the time, it looked like she was forthright and honest about it, but she's a cop, so we all were waiting for the REAL story to come out, right? There's a whole lot of Bernard'ing going on here. Clarification: The chief left her personal weapon, a Glock 42 which holds six rounds, in the restroom and not her department issued gun. Sean Greenwood called the SLO Police Department at 7 p.m. on July 11 to report he had the chief’s gun. By KAREN VELIE The search for the pistol that San Luis Obispo Police Chief Deanna Cantrell lost in a bathroom stall resulted in an apparently illegal search of a home without a warrant and the arrest of a couple on charges of child neglect for having a messy house. And, new information points to Cantrell’s efforts to keep the news of her loss quiet despite her claim that she immediately reported the stolen gun. [Cal Coast Times] Cantrell left her pistol, a Glock with a 6-round magazine, in the bathroom of an El Pollo Loco restaurant about noon on July 10. A short time later, Cantrell realized she did not have her weapon and returned to the restaurant bathroom. The pistol was not there. In contrast to Cantrell’s claim that she immediately reported her gun stolen, several officers said her attempt to cover-up the theft of her gun risked officer safety and led to the search of the home of a man incorrectly identified as the person suspected of taking the chief’s gun. Typically, after a loaded police firearm is stolen, a be on the lookout (BOLO) is put out to area law enforcement not only to help quickly recover the stolen weapon, but also to protect officer and public safety. However, for the first two hours, Cantrell conducted the investigation into her stolen gun without reporting the theft. Cantrell checked surveillance footage at the restaurant and saw that three people had entered the restroom after her, two of whom were still in the restaurant and did not have her gun, Cantrell said. Two hours after Cantrell discovered her gun was missing, she called police dispatch and asked police department employee Christine Steeb to call her back, cell phone to cell phone, in an apparent attempt to keep the call from being recorded, said a SLO police officer, who asked to remain anonymous to protect his employment. Steeb said the chief provided information about her lost gun on a non-recorded line because of issues with the city’s phone system. “The call fell off so I called her back on my cell phone,” Steeb said. A call of lost property is listed in the dispatch log at 2:09 p.m. The last person, who was the first to enter the restroom after Cantrell left, was not in the restaurant when the chief returned to look for her firearm. The man, later identified as 30-year-old Skeeter Carlos Mangan of Los Osos, was shown in the video – clean-shaven, balding and wearing a black jacket and shorts. Shortly before 7 p.m., a group of five detectives were dispatched to a home on O’Connor Way after an officer said a man who lived in the home resembled the man in the video. However, the dispatch log shows the officers were sent to El Pollo Loco on Los Osos Valley Road for a lost property report. The group of police drew the attention of a man living in the house with his wife and two children. The man, who is not being identified by CalCoastNews, came out to ask the officers what was going on. The man had a full beard and mustache. Skeeter Mangan Even so, detectives Jason Dickel and Suzie Walsh told the man that they knew he had stolen the chief’s pistol and ordered him to tell them where it was, the man said. He told the officers he had been in Atascadero with his wife and two children at a medical appointment and that he had not been at El Pollo Loco in SLO. The man’s wife and the couple’s two daughters also came out of the house and spoke with officers. The wife said she offered to call the doctor so he could confirm they were in Atascadero at the time the gun was stolen, but the detectives said no. The wife said she heard several officers noting her husband clearly was not the clean-shaven man seen in the video. Walsh then asked the man if she could search his home. He asked if she had a warrant. “Jason Dickel said I was on probation and he did not need a warrant,” the man said. “I told him I had court documents showing it was another family member who was on probation, but he did not want to see the documents. He said ‘you have the gun and we are going in to get it.’” After the officers entered the house and kicked down the parents’ bedroom door, they arrested the man and his wife on charges of child neglect. The house was unclean, officers said, and they took the children into county custody. The girls, 7 and 9, remained in the police station until after 2 a.m. the next day, the man’s wife said. In support of removing the children from their parents’ custody, Carrie Bailey, a county social worker, claimed a photograph taken in the parents’ bedroom of paraphernalia was taken in the children’s bedroom. When asked about the misstatement, Debra Barriger, a deputy county counsel, said the county is not permitted to disclose information about child custody issues. At 7:30 p.m., more than seven hours after the chief’s gun was stolen. SLO police patrol officers were notified for the first time that the chief had lost her gun, a patrol officer said. In contrast to Cantrell’s timeline, SLO County Sheriff Chief Deputy Aaron Nix said that between 8 p.m. and 9 p.m. on July 10, SLO Police Department employees requested the sheriff’s department assist them in finding the gun. A sheriff watch commander then asked why they had not informed area law enforcement through a BOLO alert, and gave SLO police dispatch a 30 minute window to send out an officer safety BOLO alert to area law enforcement. “We inquired as to whether they intended to put out an Officer Safety BOLO,” Nix said. “SLOPD Dispatch advised they did intend to send out a BOLO and we offered to assist them in that regard. We told them we would re-contact them in about a half an hour to check on their progress, and we later confirmed they had in fact put out the BOLO.” At approximately 7 p.m. on July 11, Mangan’s brother-in-law Sean Greenwood called the SLO Police Department to report he and Mangan had the chief’s gun, Greenwood said. Cantrell then sent officers to Los Osos to retrieve the firearm. Following a two-day investigation, SLO City Manager Derek Johnson fined Cantrell $1,600 for violating city policy regarding keeping weapons concealed at all times. Johnson praised Cantrell for her “integrity throughout the incident.”
  11. The words "death recorded" did not mean what she thought they meant. And neither did sodomy, in one case. This is a first, as far as I know, in a work of history, but it reminds me of any number of hot-button stories in the media today. With the claims of "Fake news" BS from the right and the UVA rape and Jussie Smollett debacles on the left, everybody is trying to build their facts around narratives instead of narratives around facts, even when they get pwned time and time again. Just because you think the other team sucks doesn't mean you get to make up shit to tar them. And before you get too self-righteous about how evil people were in the past, you should first make sure you know what they were doing and what their words meant.
  12. So, this is fucked. I’ve listed to this dipshit a little. https://nypost.com/2022/01/04/rapper-j-tash-found-dead-after-alleged-murder-in-front-of-kids/amp/
  13. She's on the verge of becoming the GQP's No. 3 as Republican Conference Chair. She is a full on Trump convert. Like so many others, she complained about Trump but now kisses his feet. Elise supports audits to show the election was stolen. Trump has responded in kind by endorsing her to replace Liz Cheney. She's joining the mix. I could definitely see her angling to be Trump's VP if he runs in 2024. Trump's pick will be a woman. You can book that. Ivanka, Nikki, and now Elise are probably the top contenders. Elise would be fine with that. She's still young. She's not in a hurry like Hawley or Cruz to jump to the top of the ticket.
  14. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/09/18/texas-great-grandmother-kills-12-foot-gator-one-shot/1354201002/ A Texas woman says she shot and killed a 12-foot, 580-pound alligator at her ranch Monday and that she suspects the massive animal ate her miniature horse. Even before she shot the alligator, Judy Cochran was having a memorable 2018, she told USA TODAY. In May, she became the mayor of Livingston, Texas, and earlier in September she became a great-grandmother. Now, she's telling the story of her memorable hunt: She killed the gator with one shot, plans to eat the meat and hopes to display the gator's "humongous" head in her office. She said she doesn't think of herself as a hunter, and she doesn't want to seem like she's bragging about the harvest. But she's been looking for this gator for some time. A miniature horse of her's went missing about three years ago, and the animal's remains were never found. "So we suspected a gator ... it would have to be a big gator,” she said. Since then, multiple alligators have been found on her property, which includes several miles of riverfront. But it wasn't until Monday that an animal large enough was located. There's a limited season for hunting alligators in Polk County, Texas — just 20 days in September, she said. The gator must be captured on a hook before it is shot, she said. There was a baited hook on her property, and on Monday, she received a call: A gator was on the hook. After she shot the animal it was immediately taken to a taxidermist, she said. She said the resources from the alligator are being put to good use: The hide is being made into boots and its meat will be eaten, she said. The gator was found in the same pond where Cochran's then 5-year-old grandson shot a gator in 2009, according to the Houston Chronicle. That gator was even bigger: 800-pounds, 12-foot-6-inches, the Chronicle reported.
  15. Officers were called about 10 p.m. to the 1200 block of South Lamar Street, near the Southside Flats apartments. A Dallas officer fatally shot a 26-year-old man Thursday night after she entered his apartment near downtown, mistakenly believing it was her own, police say. The officer was not injured in the shooting, which occurred about 10 p.m. at the South Side Flats at 1210 S. Lamar St., blocks from the police headquarters in the Cedars. The officer had arrived at the complex after working a full shift, police said. She was still in full uniform when she entered the man's apartment, thinking it was her own. Officials did not explain how the situation escalated to the shooting, declining to comment on whether the officer mistook the man for an intruder. "I won't go into that information right now," Dallas police spokesman Sgt. Warren Mitchell said. "I mean, we have not interviewed her, and like I said this is just a preliminary statement. We still have a lot to do in this investigation. ... This is all we can give you at this time." Police did not indicate that anyone else had witnessed the shooting. "We have not spoken to anyone else at this time," Mitchell said. He said that after the officer reported the man was wounded, police who responded administered first aid to him. He was taken to Baylor University Medical Center, where he was pronounced dead. The man's name was not released. The officer, who also has not been publicly identified, was placed on leave while the shooting is investigated with the Dallas district attorney's office. https://www.dallasnews.com/news/crime/2018/09/06/shooting-reported-cedars-near-dallas-police-headquarters
  16. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2018/06/05/this-world-is-a-better-place-without-her-a-familys-savage-final-send-off-to-their-mother/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.860f6a97eac8 The obituary is short and decidedly unsweet, a grand total of 105 words spread over five increasingly savage paragraphs. It starts with the birth of Kathleen Dehmlow (nee Schunk) in the winter of 1938 and her marriage to Dennis Dehmlow 19 years later, all in the tiny Minnesota city of Wabasso. Two children came from that marriage: Gina and Jay. But the death notice quickly fast-forwards to 1962, apparently a pivotal year in the soap opera of Kathleen Dehmlow’s life — and her children’s. “In 1962 she became pregnant by her husband’s brother Lyle Dehmlow and moved to California,” the obituary reads, spiraling. “She abandoned her children, Gina and Jay who were then raised by her parents in Clements, Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Schunk.” By the fifth paragraph, it is clear what her children feel about their mother — and her chances in the hereafter: “She passed away on May 31, 2018 in Springfield and will now face judgement. She will not be missed by Gina and Jay, and they understand that this world is a better place without her.” Paragraph 1: ok Paragraph 2: ok Paragraph 3: wait Paragraph 4: OH Paragraph 5: *airplane flies overhead with a banner reading WELCOME TO HELL MOM* pic.twitter.com/ppV45htrda — Stu (@RandBallsStu) June 5, 2018 “Gina and Jay” could not be immediately reached for comment. It’s unclear what motivated them to write the scathing obituary or to publish it in the Redwood Falls Gazette, the paper of record of Dehmlow’s hometown, a 0.8-square-mile patch of Minnesota with fewer than 700 people. If the five-paragraph obituary provides a window into Kathleen Dehmlow’s life, it is a jaded and incomplete one. It’s not unheard of for aggrieved family members to use the last words written about a person to get the last word, said Susan Soper, an expert on obituaries and the creator of a workbook that helps people write their own. Others have used obituaries to shed light on the damaging addictions that consumed their loved ones. The motivations of family members can be as simple as they are powerful: catharsis, bitterness, anger. “People don’t generally speak ill of the dead,” Soper told The Washington Post. “In fact, sometimes they will … put the best possible face on a person in the obituary and overlook whatever the misdeeds or characteristics that might be unpleasant. “But not always,” Soper continued. “There are plenty of obituaries that have been very honest and truthful about the hurt that someone has caused — or the misdeeds they have committed.” [The hysterical obituary that made strangers miss a man they never knew] For example, Marianne Theresa Johnson-Reddick’s daughter outlined many of her mother’s sins in a 2013 death notice. “Marianne Theresa John­son-Reddick born Jan 4, 1935 and died alone on Sept. 30, 2013,” the obituary read. “She is sur­vived by her 6 of 8 children whom she spent her lifetime torturing in every way pos­sible … Everyone she met, adult or child was tortured by her cruelty and exposure to violence, criminal activity, vulgarity, and hatred of the gentle or kind human spirit.” Perhaps even more scathing than the words in the newspaper was the essay Katherine Reddick wrote in XO Jane, explaining why she wrote it. According to her daughter, Johnson-Reddick beat her children during hours-long tantrums, routinely hurled whatever was in reach at them, and also encouraged them to steal from neighbors, beat each other and sleep silently on the kitchen floor while she worked as an escort. On weekend nights, she would go out on the town, drugging the younger children so they wouldn’t cause trouble and forcing the older ones to subsist on dog food. Reddick, said the obituary “expressed authentic and heartfelt reflections about a woman who never resembled a mother… “For myself, it took her death to no longer fear her sudden and unexpected rants of abuse,” she wrote. “Even though I am older, happier and much gentler, I’ve never felt a greater sense of peace or relief than the day my brother called me singing ‘Ding, dong, the witch is dead.’ ” The family of Leslie Ray “Popeye” Charping, of Galveston, Tex., was similarly elated at his passing last year and maintained no enduring concerns about speaking ill of the dead. According to CNN, they posted a scathing obituary on the Carnes Funeral Home website, shortly before cremating Charping and unceremoniously placing his ashes in a barn. “Leslie’s hobbies included being abusive to his family, expediting trips to heaven for the beloved family pets and fishing … With Leslie’s passing he will be missed only for what he never did; being a loving husband, father and good friend.” Obituary confessions are, of course, not always so morbid. For example, in 2012, Val Patterson, a scientist from Salt Lake City admitted in his mostly lighthearted obituary that he didn’t have a doctorate in engineering — and that he hadn’t even graduated from college: “What happened was that the day I went to pay off my college student loan at the U of U, the girl working there put my receipt into the wrong stack, and two weeks later, a PhD diploma came in the mail. I didn’t even graduate, I only had about 3 years of college credit. In fact, I never did even learn what the letters “PhD” even stood for. For all of the Electronic Engineers I have worked with, I’m sorry, but you have to admit my designs always worked very well, and were well engineered, and I always made you laugh at work.”
  17. Video that was hard to watch for me. This guy is a shining example of why the whole "back the blue!" and "blue lives matter!" hero worshipping bullshit makes me sick. http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh5Skg8sLff2jhEqTT
  18. https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/05/11/family-seeks-answers-fatal-police-shooting-louisville-woman-her-apartment/
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