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15 hours ago, linux said:

It was ugly NIL it was pay for play NIL but it is what it is nowadays, they got money wired to them, bagmen of yore could only transfer a car a mcdonalds bag of cash, this created a limit on the transactions and mid 5 figures were enough to get a player signed, few schools could offer more for that same reason. On June 2021 A&M could come to recruits and tell them we will WIRE you 6-7 figures a YEAR, if you sign with us, all you have to do is sign autographs. This is the only reason for their 2022 class they were early movers. (also I don't want to debate exact numbers gotcha if they are an order of magnitude wrong I don't give a shit)

Was it clean? no, was it pay to play? yes, was it legal? according to state law yes

You’re passionate about your belief. Completely wrong, but passionate. 

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As the author of many stupid takes and drunken word salads, it never ceases to amaze me when dumbasses can't read the room and keep trying to " explain" themselves when the whole world is falling in on them. 

Dude, shut up. Go home. Fuck off. Quit doubling down on stupid. 

On 12/6/2024 at 9:58 AM, linux said:

I predicted mass transfers in  December 2022 (actually when they signed but did not put it in writing), I can not believe I have to say this and it kinda flabbergasted that you are like this over something so simple but 2023 is not 2022, I repeat again 2023 is not 2022, it is a year later.

I was talking about the class AFTER their greatest class ever the class that had only had Ant Hill commited after the pool party, around June 2022 this class was barren, it was a disaster not only in commits but in interest they were trending to hell, after Ant Hill decomitted it was outside the top 25, nobody gave a correct answer as for why and I did, they were no longer first movers in NIL, if you want to claim it was pay for play NIL then fine I don't care, of course Aggie NIL is Boosters masquerading as people that want influencers. But it is still the answer Texas A&M around June 2021 started offering players enormous amounts of money that could be wired into their accounts (remember the slogan bagmen can't beat bankrolls this is exactly why, again do people not understand what is being said?) by June 2022 everyone caught up, their losing season started in August 2022, and the rest is a complete disaster class, it made it to top 19 because the Louisville coach gat canned.

I get it that people get angry when I am right, that is why I have an enormous cotails of haters, but if you just bothered to read my posts and understand them at least you would not five me the satisfaction of doing a victory lap, come on dude drop the anger and stop giving me stuff like this. Think.

Bruh, you have a coat tail of haters? Welcome to hell in my world lol. Although, I don't kmow about you, but it makes me giddy getting the hate from the top when they have to openly admit they have to put me.on ignore. It's a fascinating journey, but like Hunter S. Thompson said 

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?
 
Basically, don't care what anyone says about you, enjoy the ride. 

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On 12/6/2024 at 11:30 PM, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Do you have any idea how difficult it is to stand out as the single dumbest motherfucker on a website that features spider2, helobious and future man? Congrats? It’s definitely an achievement. 

Helo is dumber, by far. Linux might be more irritating, obtuse etc, but in terms of sheer dumb it’s not close. 

12 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Helo is dumber, by far. Linux might be more irritating, obtuse etc, but in terms of sheer dumb it’s not close. 

Yes but… if you bet against Helo’s game picks, you’ll be a millionaire in about a week.  So he’s got that going for him in the plus column

Checked in to see if the pissing match was over. Nope. 

8 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

21 of 30 of this epic aggy class are gone. Utter failure. 
 

*hat tip to ctj

It's A&M, remember? They're not gone. They just ran out of fucks to give.

35 minutes ago, Tired Horn said:

It's A&M, remember? They're not gone. They just ran out of fucks to give.

The bolded is untrue, by like the laws of science. 
Aggies are not, and will never be capable, of not giving any fucks. Otherwise they wouldn’t be the perpetually insecure, dick riding, childish and petty little brothers they will forever be, because their whole existence is giving a fuck what others think and how they stack up against Texas. 

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On 12/9/2024 at 10:25 AM, Tex Pete said:

21 of 30 of this epic aggy class are gone. Utter failure. 
 

*hat tip to ctj

Update:

  • All but one 5-stars transferred. Shemar Stewart was drafted as the 17th overall pick in the 2025 NFL draft.

  • All but two 4-stars transferred. Le'Veon Moss and Jarred Kerr have exhausted their eligibility. The former is likely to be drafted in the upcoming 2026 NFL draft.

  • Mark Nabou Jr. is the Aggie starting center. He still has 1-2 more years of eligibility.

Here are the details (from the Aggie by Class tab: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1TzoBTIvCXfZIk7Sz3C9txMg0yPvrXyVM/edit?gid=1912575733#gid=1912575733)

Scarlett and Nabou have 1 year remaining. Scarlet has played in 2 games in his career (McNeese St and Samford) with a career total of 1 solo tackle and 2 assisted tackles. If they both return for 2026, then A&M will have 5 players out of 32 complete their careers at A&M and only 2 that are drafted (assuming Moss is drafted). 27 players transferred/quit.

Name

Rating

Natl Ranking

Pos.

Status

Status Details

Walter Nolen

0.9997

2

DL

Transfer

Ole Miss

Shemar Stewart

0.9945

9

DL

NFL

1st RD #17 Cincinnati

Evan Stewart

0.9940

11

WR

Transfer

Oregon

LT Overton

0.9932

14

DL

Transfer

Alabama

Gabriel Brownlow-Dindy

0.9913

17

DL

Transfer

South Carolina

Conner Weigman

0.9899

22

QB

Transfer

Houston

Denver Harris

0.9889

23

CB

Transfer

LSU / UTSA / UNLV

Chris Marshall

0.9885

25

WR

Transfer

Ole Miss

Jacoby Mathews

0.9817

39

S

Transfer

Auburn

Enai White

0.9802

47

Edge

Transfer

Penn St

Anthony Lucas

0.9757

59

DL

Transfer

USC

Kam Dewberry

0.9723

64

IOL

Transfer

Alabama

Deyon Bouie

0.9712

68

S

Transfer

Georgia

PJ Williams

0.9711

69

OT

Transfer

SMU

Bryce Anderson

0.9691

77

S

Transfer

Le'Veon Moss

0.9652

82

RB

Graduated

Malick Sylla

0.9590

94

Edge

Transfer

Mississippi St

Jake Johnson

0.9587

95

TE

Transfer

North Carolina

Donovan Green

0.9554

105

TE

Transfer

LSU

Marquis Groves-Killebrew

0.9535

114

CB

Transfer

Louisville

Bobby Taylor

0.9233

193

CB

Quit

Hunter Erb

0.9079

266

OT

Transfer

Tulsa

Martrell Harris

0.9038

284

LB

Transfer

Max Johnson

0.9019

286

QB

Transfer

North Carolina

Theo Melin Öhrström

0.9023

296

TE

Transfer

Noah Thomas

0.9011

302

WR

Transfer

Georgia

Ish Harris

0.8944

374

LB

Transfer

Houston

Jarred Kerr

0.8914

412

S

Graduated

Jadon Scarlett

0.8900

427

DL

Roster

Mark Nabou

0.8853

502

IOL

Roster

Ethan Moczulski

0.8135

1758

K

Transfer

Illinois

Micaiah Overton

0.7782

2626

DL

Transfer

Arkansas St

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