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Things new Texas HC needs to know


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Learn your zip code and quarterback's full name. You never know when you might need them.

Explain to your wife that airplane doors should always remained closed during flight.

If a player is shitty at football, it's okay not to play them, even if they're in the schematically appropriate position and seem nice and have tried really hard during practice and are older than their potential replacements.

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No one cares who bled for the program.  Play the best players at every position.  If someone's feelings get hurt, they can leave.  This is not a welfare program, it's the god damned University of Texas.  Let's stop being pussies and run up the score on some MFers.

Also, no pee charts.

 

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30 minutes ago, Assman said:

No one cares who bled for the program.  Play the best players at every position.  If someone's feelings get hurt, they can leave.  This is not a welfare program, it's the god damned University of Texas.  Let's stop being pussies and run up the score on some MFers.

Also, no pee charts.

 

Exactly.  Don't want to hear stories of piss color.  Don't want to hear about creating culture.  Don't want to hear how hard it is to win.  Just fucking win.  Nothing else matters.  

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