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[The Maestro 743]

6?  WTF

[RamjetFDO 10,554]

Let's see... 1 minute for the goal. 2 for hydration break. No real injury impacts. No real time wasting.

Where did the other 3 come from?

[ztejas 43,186]

Just now, RamjetFDO said:

Let's see... 1 minute for the goal. 2 for hydration break. No real injury impacts. No real time wasting.

Where did the other 3 come from?

No fucking idea. Same shit with the first half. It's like the hydration breaks get pencilled in for 4 mins. Like they need a hydration break at 80 mins anyways. I thought these were professional athletes. 

[RamjetFDO 10,554]

Alex Ring MotM?

[RamjetFDO 10,554]

Clearly into 2nd place. Well-done boys!

[ztejas 43,186]

Just now, RamjetFDO said:

Alex Ring MotM?

He's been really good lately. Him or Gabrielsen for me tonight I think. I thought Diego played the best but just didn't impact the march that much. 

[The Maestro 743]

Way to grind

[ztejas 43,186]

Tres puntos, putos. 

[Halohal 498]

give me tired, weak, and +3pts

baby!

[kingkoopa6 8,299]

Noice!

[BurdineBandit 805]

3 pts away sounds like a good time!

[Jerry Callo 8,646]

- Kleeman (ACL) - Valencia (Meniscus) - Cascante (Hamstring) - Romaña (Concussion)

Looks like Gabrielsen and Keller will start and go the full 90 minutes.  I suspect Carlos Asensio will be on the bench just in case - he has zero MLS stats.  Ring can also play center back if necessary.

Will be watching at Q2 this evening . . . on my phone, at Willie's Picnic.

[ztejas 43,186]

4 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

- Kleeman (ACL) - Valencia (Meniscus) - Cascante (Hamstring) - Romaña (Concussion)

Looks like Gabrielsen and Keller will start and go the full 90 minutes.  I suspect Carlos Asensio will be on the bench just in case - he has zero MLS stats.  Ring can also play center back if necessary.

Will be watching at Q2 this evening . . . on my phone, at Willie's Picnic.

I feel like they'll make it possible to watch at Q2. They used to (they may still) put Texas/OU on the screens at ACL. 

 

[Jerry Callo 8,646]

11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I feel like they'll make it possible to watch at Q2. They used to (they may still) put Texas/OU on the screens at ACL. 

 

I suspect you're correct. 

[ztejas 43,186]

1 minute ago, Jerry Callo said:

I suspect you're correct. 

With what we're dealing with at CB you might not want to watch anyway. 

How does MLS treat call-ups in midseason? Can you sign FAs or academy guys? Like is there an equivalent for the NBA 10-day contracts. 

[Bottlecap 1,519]

We'll be fine at CB. The sooner Keller replaces cascante or romana, the better. We're still sitting our best defender in Zan in favor of a huge liability on defense for almost zero tactical advantage tho.

[ztejas 43,186]

I thought Gabrielsen was fantastic last game. 

[Chips O'Toole 1,316]

Gabrielsen has been great. The Orlando game when he went left early (digestive meltdown?) was the worst this defense has looked all year in my opinion.  That was laughable until we were bailed out by Orlando's fuckery. 

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[ztejas 43,186]

"Denverde"

[ztejas 43,186]

Don't love Ring in AM. Oh well.

Is it too much to ask to just spank someone from the opening whistle? 

[ztejas 43,186]

Johnathan Lewis is a nice little player. Got some run with the nats iirc. 

[ztejas 43,186]

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Johnathan Lewis is a nice little player. Got some run with the nats iirc. 

Yeah Jimenez is getting cooked on that side. Needs to wake up.

[RamjetFDO 10,554]

I know we've said it before but I hate the delayed offside call...

[ztejas 43,186]

This talk about Colorado being desperate or needing a win is fucking stupid. We're 4 back of 1st with a game in hand. If we don't want this game more we aren't gonna do shit this season. 

[ztejas 43,186]

Holy fuck Jimenez. And now Pereira gets carded. 

[RamjetFDO 10,554]

Welp. Fuck.

[RamjetFDO 10,554]

That's Keller's fault

[ztejas 43,186]

Deserved scoreline but that's an insane finish. 

[Chips O'Toole 1,316]

Hard to defend that, shit. 

[Horny Bull 2,759]

Not great from Keller.

[ztejas 43,186]

Just now, RamjetFDO said:

That's Keller's fault

No it's Jimenez' fault. And Pereira's. 

[RamjetFDO 10,554]

No it's Jimenez' fault. And Pereira's. 

Indirectly yes. Keep your damned hands off the opposing player's jersey. It's not hard. Don't pull fabric.

[RamjetFDO 10,554]

Welp. Gonna be one of those nights

[Chips O'Toole 1,316]

Hey, 2-0. Backline caught napping and a great finish again. 

[ztejas 43,186]

We're getting dog whipped. This backline depth is a serious issue. 

[Horny Bull 2,759]

Back line looking rough. 

[ztejas 43,186]

Gabrielsen kicks it out of bounds two possessions in a row. 

[RamjetFDO 10,554]

I don't think we're going to end this match with 11.

[Chips O'Toole 1,316]

Abubakar's gotta have some forest dwelling creature living in that fucking nest on his head. 

[ztejas 43,186]

3 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

No it's Jimenez' fault. And Pereira's. 

Indirectly yes. Keep your damned hands off the opposing player's jersey. It's not hard. Don't pull fabric.

It was a total WTF giveaway from Jimenez and a silly yellow giving them the free kick. Sure Keller could have played it better but that was also a great ball and great finish. Shit like that happens off of free kicks. 

[ztejas 43,186]

This is also why Ring needs to be at the 6. 

[Chips O'Toole 1,316]

Colorado parked the bus for like an hour last year at Q2. Let's see what they do here. 

[RamjetFDO 10,554]

Verde!

[Chips O'Toole 1,316]

Whoa fuck me, Finley just scored! 2-1. 

[ztejas 43,186]

Alright well that was neat. 

[ztejas 43,186]

Omg that ball from Driussi was begging to be put in the back. 

[RamjetFDO 10,554]

Jimenez is just... not good tonight.

[ztejas 43,186]

If Jimenez could quit playing like a sack of dog shit that would be great. 

[RamjetFDO 10,554]

If Jimenez could quit playing like a sack of dog shit that would be great. 

I've seen practice cones play better defense.

[ztejas 43,186]

Zardes isn't even good in the MLS anymore. It's amazing he stuck as a regular with the NT for so long.