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On 12/16/2025 at 5:29 PM, Mittens said:

Hot take indeed. The next dirty Buc-ee's restroom I see will be the 1st.

 

On 12/16/2025 at 5:30 PM, futureman said:

I thought their whole business model was a clean shitter.  I don’t go often but they’ve always been more or less clean. 

Here is the thing. When you become known as a poop destination, you attract all the filthy poopers. And in my experience in those craphole places (e.g. Madisonville, Ennis, Denton, Terrell, etc.) either Buccees has been like everything else and been (no pun intended) encrapified OR the demand for the toilets and flow of poop filled commuters is such a constant and steady and overflowing stream that the bathroom staff can't stay ahead of it and so you get a drop in bathroom quality from the Buccees heyday of 10 years ago. It's basically at QuikTrip & Sheetz quality now but with stadium and arena square footage.

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38 minutes ago, Vegas64 said:

 

Here is the thing. When you become known as a poop destination, you attract all the filthy poopers. And in my experience in those craphole places (e.g. Madisonville, Ennis, Denton, Terrell, etc.) either Buccees has been like everything else and been (no pun intended) encrapified OR the demand for the toilets and flow of poop filled commuters is such a constant and steady and overflowing stream that the bathroom staff can't stay ahead of it and so you get a drop in bathroom quality from the Buccees heyday of 10 years ago. It's basically at QuikTrip & Sheetz quality now but with stadium and arena square footage.

I live in a rural area- the gas station in my town and the surrounding towns are one- holers. 
I would bet I have a 93% rate of trying to use the restroom and the guy in front of me is shitting. 

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1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

I live in a rural area- the gas station in my town and the surrounding towns are one- holers. 
I would bet I have a 93% rate of trying to use the restroom and the guy in front of me is shitting. 

The setting: Football away games in the 90s.   3A football "stadiums" surrounding Abilene. 

The cast: An underclassman on Varsity (me).

The time: Pre-game.

There were a couple of visitors locker rooms that didn't have doors on the 2 or 3 stall shitters.  This one head-case of a lineman named Case Jackson would wait, and spy, for me to go take a shit.  Then he would stand in the open space of the stall where the door should be....facing me.  And watch me shit.  

That was quite unerving for a while.  I got used to it.

At least he never took the toilet paper away or did anything else even more wierd.

Quite the unique hazing technique.

 

 

Post Script:  Maybe I should look up Case Jackson next time I'm constipated.  Maybe he could help.

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28 minutes ago, Elvis said:

The setting: Football away games in the 90s.   3A football "stadiums" surrounding Abilene. 

The cast: An underclassman on Varsity (me).

The time: Pre-game.

There were a couple of visitors locker rooms that didn't have doors on the 2 or 3 stall shitters.  This one head-case of a lineman named Case Jackson would wait, and spy, for me to go take a shit.  Then he would stand in the open space of the stall where the door should be....facing me.  And watch me shit.  

That was quite unerving for a while.  I got used to it.

At least he never took the toilet paper away or did anything else even more wierd.

Quite the unique hazing technique.

 

 

Post Script:  Maybe I should look up Case Jackson next time I'm constipated.  Maybe he could help.

Maybe you should mail him a turd. 

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