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Micro pension >>> micro penis   Congrats on the found money!

My very limited knowledge of Joint & Survivor is it usually only applies to spouses and not children?  So I would just double check that.  If you can name your son and add probably 20-something years to the expected payout (expect him to live 20-something years past you), then that option is a no-brainer, IMO.

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1 hour ago, Redneck Mutha said:

My very limited knowledge of Joint & Survivor is it usually only applies to spouses and not children? 

I thought so too, but there's a whole page to fill out where I can pick a child instead of spouse, and another where wife says she's the spouse and she's cool with that, so I reckon it's legit. It was wife's idea anyway.

The job was so far back that son was probably listed as my only heir on everything at the school, seeing as how I hadn't even met my current wife and had no interaction with son's mom. (telenovela life lives fast and wild.)

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Dude, you fucked this up the instant you mentioned it to your wife.

Whatever you do now, can't right the ship but ...

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If hookers and blow are really off the table you could:

1. procure a selection of custom-made hatchets

2. have a baller weekend in Vegas

3. bet it all on black

4. buy all the tickets in an outfield section at a baseball game

5. get it in $1s and stuff a mattress with it

6. give it to me ( I won't tell my wife and will fully document how I properly waste it via liveposting on Surly)

you get the point

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23 minutes ago, orange dream said:

Dude, you fucked this up the instant you mentioned it to your wife.

Whatever you do now, can't right the ship but ...

image.gif.4f6611bba42f668ed9beaf13f07474a9.gif

If hookers and blow are really off the table you could:

1. procure a selection of custom-made hatchets

2. have a baller weekend in Vegas

3. bet it all on black

4. buy all the tickets in an outfield section at a baseball game

5. get it in $1s and stuff a mattress with it

6. give it to me ( I won't tell my wife and will fully document how I properly waste it via liveposting on Surly)

you get the point

FINALLY the guidance I need.

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