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  • gofuckyourself
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    117 wins. Sweep the bitchass Astros regular season and playoffs. Carter/Langford co-rookie of the year Eovaldi Cy Young Seager MVP Bochy MoY Back-to-back champs. LET

  • shadow_operative2.0
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    Congrats Angel, you have the record now! 

  • Jameslaw121
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    gonna cross post this. But during the Rangers/Astros game my 5 year old daughter comes out and see an Astros player bating(It was Yainer Diaz, not Altuve). Her "Is that short fuck Altuve?"  

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11 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Oops, out of options. Fake injury instead. 

Have to make room for Leiter once Nate’s spot comes up in the rotation; seems like an easy choice….

Can you imagine taking a bet on +8 and that happened?

15 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Leiter starts the second game tomorrow. Yerry will go down, plus we get a free 27th-player add. 

There’s not a half surprised half ok emoji, so let’s go.

Not to mention they won the series at our place. Not a bad ballclub. 

Yes - Yes they are.

Wow that Turd Ferguson really shut us down over the last 2 innings.
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2 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Here we come, motherfuckers….

Fo' skrait.

Timely comment. 

Well my first comment (before the game) about them being perennial doormats was correct. Yours was not. They are not a pretty good team.
Just now, TxTower said:


Well my first comment (before the game) about them being perennial doormats was correct. Yours was not. They are not a pretty good team.

You don’t read too good. 

You don’t read too good. 

You said they aren’t a bad ball club you quibbling knob.

Yeah, fucknuts. One game doesn’t mean they aren’t a good or bad team and my comment doesn’t mean they aren’t usually a bottom feeder. 

Yeah, fucknuts. One game doesn’t mean they aren’t a good or bad team and my comment doesn’t mean they aren’t usually a bottom feeder. 

They suck and they’ve always sucked other than some glory years under Connie Mack and when Gene Tenace was catching Hunter\Blue\Holtzman.

Just because they took a series 2-1 early in the season from us doesn’t mean “Hey they’re not bad. Watch out the catcher hitting a buck ninety might have another career night!”

Take the loss.
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They have a better record than the trashstros.

12 minutes ago, TxTower said:


They suck and they’ve always sucked other than some glory years under Connie Mack and when Gene Tenace was catching Hunter\Blue\Holtzman.

Just because they took a series 2-1 early in the season from us doesn’t mean “Hey they’re not bad. Watch out the catcher hitting a buck ninety might have another career night!”

Take the loss.

What a pathetic hill to die on.  Yes they’ve been terrible for a while.   No they’re not utterly terrible right now and they have one of the most exciting players in baseball right now in their closer Miller.   Way to get your dick tucked in your ass over a nothing.  Perhaps go remove your dick from your ass, sit on your thumb, and rotate.   

What a pathetic hill to die on.  Yes they’ve been terrible for a while.   No they’re not utterly terrible right now and they have one of the most exciting players in baseball right now in their closer Miller.   Way to get your dick tucked in your ass over a nothing.  Perhaps go remove your dick from your ass, sit on your thumb, and rotate.   

You and Conference Room should get a room.
3 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Leiter starts the second game tomorrow. Yerry will go down, plus we get a free 27th-player add. 

Does it have to be a pitcher? Or any player? For some reason, I thought it was only a pitcher, but I'm probably thinking of something else

Unsigned until a month ago and we lose a nicely trending prospect. Very meh to below meh.

Looks like Hoopii has improved every year and having a great start at Frisco. Plus that name would be worth it to hear it pronounced every time if he ever made it up.

Guess a right handed bat is needed. Oh well.

Just heard on 105.3 that Scherzer is shut down for the foreseeable future due to thumb ligament/forearm tightness (setback from a week ago not getting better)

 

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Fucking Dane Dunning to IL with shoulder soreness.    

 

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7 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Just heard on 105.3 that Scherzer is shut down for the foreseeable future due to thumb ligament/forearm tightness (setback from a week ago not getting better)

 

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Fucking Dane Dunning to IL with shoulder soreness.    

 

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Leiter better have packed some extra underwear. 

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