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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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That missed fly ball is egregious.

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Dude get a hit you sack of fucking shit

This ump blows but the mother fucker is spinning a ball down the middle every AB before and we just fucking suck.

Abreus OPS is lower than every other guys BA in the starting lineup except he has Bregman barely beat.

THEIR FUCKING BATTING AVERAGE

Shocked Bregman didn't get rung up by dipshit

JP coming through. Singles master

Just now, Scraps said:

Diaz that is pitiful


he was a little anxious 

Would be a great time for your first donger Chas

How the fuck is Abreu on deck. I am going to break something

Chas went full retard

Blanco off the hook and in line for the win. That will help his pitcher of the month campaign 

He's not a major league hitter right now. Fuck, he's not even a pro baseball hitter. Maybe D2.

He's not a major league hitter right now. Fuck, he's not even a pro baseball hitter. Maybe D2.
His fielding is suspect too.

At least Bregman doesn't suck on defense so I can tolerate that more. Abreu sucks at everything
4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

100% you pinch hit for abreu here 

TK in the booth agrees. 

TK in the booth agrees. 
Everyone with a brain agrees

I may get tossed from Wrigley. I am planning on sitting behind Astros dugout area 2 of the games and I may lose my shit on Espada

5 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Do you need a tee Abreu?

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It’s amazing

pitchers don’t even need to try.

throw it right down the middle. He can’t hit it. 

In his last 12 games he has a hit in 1 of them. In the other 11 games he's 0-for-35.

Any of us could genuinely do as well by standing up there and holding a bat with our eyes closed. 

Edited by Huckleberry

You can not have a first baseman who can not hit and not hit for power. It’s a requirement. Catchers and pitchers bat .100. This we know

1 minute ago, Scraps said:
2 minutes ago, Overlord said:
TK in the booth agrees. 

Everyone with a brain agrees

Bagwell made the call because of the back of the baseball card analogy

probably 

 

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

I may get tossed from Wrigley. I am planning on sitting behind Astros dugout area 2 of the games and I may lose my shit on Espada

I’ll Venmo you bail money or a beer, whichever is cheaper

No serious organization can let this continue. No other sport or profession would allow such ineptitude. He’s a a trash man who can’t throw the bag in the back of the truck

2 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

You can not have a first baseman who can not hit and not hit for power. It’s a requirement. Catchers and pitchers bat .100. This we know

He looks like my grandfather, when he swings the bat. 

And my grandfather is dead. 

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Abreu finally hit the .069 BA

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José Abreu is so bad he made 69 something that I can't respond "niiiice" to.

2 out rally!

10 minutes ago, Pablo said:

I’ll Venmo you bail money or a beer, whichever is cheaper


at wrigley ? 
 

bail money 

God I'm going to miss Tucker, when we can't afford to re-sign him. 

That 39 million would have probably made up the difference between Tuck’s number and the Astros offer. 

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