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3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Fatty is bleeding profusely from slight cuts to the hand from touching Bondi’s ring. But getting his ear shot by a deer rifle in his “assassin attempt” left no visible evidence of any lasting damage to his ear?

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There's a reason that you don't abuse aspirin. Dumbass (and RFK Jr) think they're smarter than medical science.

19 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

There's a reason that you don't abuse aspirin. Dumbass (and RFK Jr) think they're smarter than medical science.

I think in this one case it's okay to keep quite and let them play doctor.

That article about his health/diet paints a pretty clear picture that he's sundowning & nobody in his inner circle is going to do anything to try and talk sense into him. Not that it would matter because he's spent his entire life believing he's the smartest person in any room. Will the physicians be able to prop him up for another 12-18 months?

5 hours ago, YChang said:

Come on 2000026. Do your thing

5 hours ago, Captainant said:

You're gonna be waiting a hot minute lol

Sure, Dr. RFK.

Keep chowing down on that Mickey D’s, fat fuck, you’ve got no worries.

13 minutes ago, mchookem said:

so he's gonna die soon??

No, he’ll live to be 100 because his family genes are wild. It really sucks and a mean trick.

1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

No, he’ll live to be 100 because his family genes are wild. It really sucks and a mean trick.

Yeah. Anyone who thinks he will stay in power when his dementia is as bad as his old man’s was is on some strong shit. They literally set up a fake office with a phone line that lead to nowhere so he could ‘keep working’.

Let me die at 75 vs having that family’s ‘wild genes’.

I want him to stick around as a drooling dumbfuck to be laughed at. We are one year closer. LFG

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5 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

That explains the diapers. I feel bad for the cleaning staff at the White House residence.

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On 12/29/2025 at 2:20 PM, tx 3 putt said:

biggest power bill ever and the most ive spent on an heb run (normal shopping)

thanks trump !

I see your problem. You are wasting energy costs preparing food. If you worked on limiting your food intake, I’m pretty sure that your energy usage would go down significantly. Work smarter, not harder!

Flat out calling average Americans dumb, and they'll still too dumb to realize it.

Are you tired of listening to boring facts and data from those uppity academics? You got you, fam.

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