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    I can fap to this

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    I snuck on to the field and did the same thing, spreading my Dads ashes out in RF in 2019. We used to watch 50+ games a year together in section 134. Made me a Stros fan since birth. He had the best s

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Way to throw the player under the bus Front Office. You know the waterheads will eat that up....i mean just read the dumbass responses to that tweet

Maybe Yordan got a 2nd opinion and its different than the Astro's doctors and Front Office is not amused with this situation either.

We just want the big man back healthy.  

At least we've found some offense.

Dana needs to work on his communication to the press. No reason to make it Alvarez’s issue similar to talking about Tucker’s bruise from last year.

19 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Way to throw the player under the bus Front Office. You know the waterheads will eat that up....i mean just read the dumbass responses to that tweet

To be fair to Dana, Tags' tweet isn't really a complete representation of his full answer. 

Starts at about the 11:30 mark.....https://sportstalk790.iheart.com/featured/sean-salisbury/content/2025-05-28-dana-brown-talks-astros-hot-bats-mariners-series-win-alvarezs-return/

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7 minutes ago, Pablo said:

Maybe Yordan got a 2nd opinion and its different than the Astro's doctors and Front Office is not amused with this situation either.

We just want the big man back healthy.  

I think it's literally just a soft tissue pain management issue and they want his hand to be fully healed before he's back in the lineup.

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Reddick also wants Esch to stfu.  Wooooo!!

Lance dealing...4 Ks and only 23 pitches through 2

fucking mickey mouse park

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Leadoff walks kill though

Look at the athlete making a play

First 10 K game for Lance since 9/15/22.

 

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Lance looks great until he doesn’t 

 

he looks a little tired this inning 

Yeah, still working back. Stay away from any more fucking injuries and he could be big for us this year Hopefully he figures out giving up the double/hr pitch in situations when he’s cruising.

Very encouraging by LMJ. Now we wait to see how he feels between starts. 

Pinch hitting Dubon is certainly a choice. Yainer is 3 for 7 against Severino with 2 homers. Why is Salazar on the roster?

12 Ks ties his career high set on 7/6/18

Just now, hornmpa96 said:

Pinch hitting Dubon is certainly a choice. Yainer is 3 for 7 against Severino with 2 homers. Why is Salazar on the roster?

Yainer has a scheduled day off don't you see?  To hell with actually trying to win today's game.

Figures Walker would get hurt just when he shows signs of not being completely fucking worthless

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Yainer has a scheduled day off don't you see?  To hell with actually trying to win today's game.

Figures Walker would get hurt just when he shows signs of not being completely fucking worthless

I need the Astros to get to 87 wins to hit my season win total bet. Every game matters!

Damnit.  Their CF is not my man

Damn midget left fielder

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That’s 2 balls that would have been caught in left (maybe, first one debatable). Is ‘tuve that deteriorated at 2nd? At least non caught balls at 2nd would less likely result in a double every time.

Just now, Wishbone said:

That’s 2 balls that would have been caught in left (maybe, first one debatable). Is ‘tuve that deteriorated at 2nd? At least non caught balls at 2nd would less likely result in a double every time.

 

those were two tough catches 

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

That’s 2 balls that would have been caught in left (maybe, first one debatable). Is ‘tuve that deteriorated at 2nd? At least non caught balls at 2nd would less likely result in a double every time.

He was easily the worst second baseman in the majors the last 2 years.

I need the Astros to get to 87 wins to hit my season win total bet. Every game matters!
Too soon.

I am still fucking pissed i got fucked last year because they didn't play that last meaningless game....except for fucking bettors....so I lost my O/U

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2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

those were two tough catches 

Agreed. Made worse with a reduced range.

Dezenzo!  Gets LMJ off the hook

this team is developing that clutch gene 

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Gotta stop hitting it to that guy

18 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

He was easily the worst second baseman in the majors the last 2 years.

And maybe the worst left fielder this year. If he needs to play the field when not DHing, try right field and move an actual outfielder to left.

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

And maybe the worst left fielder this year. If he needs to play the field when not DHing, try right field and move an actual outfielder to left.

LF is much easier especially in our park

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