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I think I'm pulling the plug.  I hated the train shit and the next couple of books were ok but I find all the characters and subplots  and just goofy video game bullshit ultimately too distracting and I have no idea what the fuck is going on about half the time.  Only really give a fuck about Carl and Donut, but not enough to finish it, because I think I'm really going to start to actively dislike it.

5 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I think I'm pulling the plug.  I hated the train shit and the next couple of books were ok but I find all the characters and subplots  and just goofy video game bullshit ultimately too distracting and I have no idea what the fuck is going on about half the time.  Only really give a fuck about Carl and Donut, but not enough to finish it, because I think I'm really going to start to actively dislike it.

Are you reading or listening? 

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Reading.  

Well yeah don't do that. That's why. Listen to them first. Reading them would be really strange without the serious amount if personalities being acted out in your inner voice. It would be wildly confusing on first read without the audio books IMO 

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The fact you made it that long reading it is impressive. The audio changes everything, makes the entire story honestly

Yeah definitely have to do audio, Twice. Having said that, if you hate the video game bullshit, you're gonna hate the claptrap AI voice. 

I actually love the all the characters, but I think the audio helps a lot with that. I'm constantly changing my rankings of the best 5 to make a team with, or who to draft in a crawler draft.

Florin is sneaky underrated. He'd be my first pick with Prepotente being 1b.

2 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Yeah definitely have to do audio, Twice. Having said that, if you hate the video game bullshit, you're gonna hate the claptrap AI voice. 

I actually love the all the characters, but I think the audio helps a lot with that. I'm constantly changing my rankings of the best 5 to make a team with, or who to draft in a crawler draft.

Florin is sneaky underrated. He'd be my first pick with Prepotente being 1b.

Like in addition to Carl and Donut? Or just any character. 

Carl is by far the most valuable character. 

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

Like in addition to Carl and Donut? Or just any character. 

Carl is by far the most valuable character. 

Yeah, excluding Carl/Donut. I look at it as if you're Carl, assembling a team

10 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Yeah definitely have to do audio, Twice. Having said that, if you hate the video game bullshit, you're gonna hate the claptrap AI voice. 

I actually love the all the characters, but I think the audio helps a lot with that. I'm constantly changing my rankings of the best 5 to make a team with, or who to draft in a crawler draft.

Florin is sneaky underrated. He'd be my first pick with Prepotente being 1b.

Oh it's just trying to keep track of all the lvl 5 cock of the infinite shit.

FWIW I’m on Bedlam Bride and have read all of them, no audio at all. I love the series. 
 

God dammit, Donut. 

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11 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Oh it's just trying to keep track of all the lvl 5 cock of the infinite shit.

Really you dont need to keep track of every level and spell etc. You just have to know what Laundry Day or Magic Missle does

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11 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Yeah definitely have to do audio, Twice. Having said that, if you hate the video game bullshit, you're gonna hate the claptrap AI voice. 

I actually love the all the characters, but I think the audio helps a lot with that. I'm constantly changing my rankings of the best 5 to make a team with, or who to draft in a crawler draft.

Florin is sneaky underrated. He'd be my first pick with Prepotente being 1b.

Prepotente easily clears essentially everyone except Donut and Carl. I definitely want Elle on my squad as well, the four seasons path that she is on is my favorite Chekovs gun in the series. 1000% she is going to use it to sacrifice herself to save someone (Probably Imani) and I will cry big baby bitch tears

My brother is on Book 7 I believe (Last Audiobook currently available) and he said it's really non-stop action and intense, kind of having trouble listening for more than brief periods.

I'm on Book 5, just keep loving it!

 

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Samantha is my current favorite side character.  Holy crap she cracks me up.

 

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10 hours ago, Hellraiser97 said:

My brother is on Book 7 I believe (Last Audiobook currently available) and he said it's really non-stop action and intense, kind of having trouble listening for more than brief periods.

I'm on Book 5, just keep loving it!

 

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Samantha is my current favorite side character.  Holy crap she cracks me up.

 

She keeps getting better. Some of the best one liners. And book 7 is intense, it’s legit non stop action

Great to see a post on this.  I am currently listening and have about 2 hours left on Gate of the Feral Gods.  Really enjoying the series and can't wait/don't want to finish each book, because I know it is that much closer to ending.

 

I had just listened to the Bobiverse for the 2nd time and this was a recommendation I was not sure on.  Glad I chose it.

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On 9/15/2025 at 11:17 AM, Quadry said:

Great to see a post on this.  I am currently listening and have about 2 hours left on Gate of the Feral Gods.  Really enjoying the series and can't wait/don't want to finish each book, because I know it is that much closer to ending.

 

I had just listened to the Bobiverse for the 2nd time and this was a recommendation I was not sure on.  Glad I chose it.

It keeps getting better and it is much much better on relisten even. I am currently on my fourth crawl lol

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Finally checking it out, started the first one on audible this week.

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13 hours ago, MillerEP said:

Finally checking it out, started the first one on audible this week.

Enjoy crawler! You won’t regret it

Also about the start the first on as well, just arrived yesterday 

I am sad.  I will likely finish Book 7 tomorrow on my drive to Dallas.  I NEED the Book 8 audiobook to come out!!!!!

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2 hours ago, Hellraiser97 said:

I am sad.  I will likely finish Book 7 tomorrow on my drive to Dallas.  I NEED the Book 8 audiobook to come out!!!!!

Its better on reread. I am on my 6th time through now and each time I catch something I didnt before

Devoured book 1 in 2 days.  Holy crap

Fuck you Amazon outage for delaying my delivery of books 2 and 3

8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Devoured book 1 in 2 days.  Holy crap

Fuck you Amazon outage for delaying my delivery of books 2 and 3

 I kind of just stopped about 1/3-1/2 of the way into book 2. It isn't bad and I really liked the first one, but I think I got Dammit Donut'd out. The world building really is enjoyable.

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16 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

 I kind of just stopped about 1/3-1/2 of the way into book 2. It isn't bad and I really liked the first one, but I think I got Dammit Donut'd out. The world building really is enjoyable.

it gets so much better the first 3 books aren't even categorically the same level as the last 3.

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18 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

 I kind of just stopped about 1/3-1/2 of the way into book 2. It isn't bad and I really liked the first one, but I think I got Dammit Donut'd out. The world building really is enjoyable.

 

18 hours ago, immamac said:

it gets so much better the first 3 books aren't even categorically the same level as the last 3.

1000% after the third book, the dungeon "stops happening to them" and they "Start happening to the dungeon". Turns from just pure survival into complete bad assery

18 hours ago, Js1 said:

Devoured book 1 in 2 days.  Holy crap

Fuck you Amazon outage for delaying my delivery of books 2 and 3

You should try the audio. It makes it so much better

I actually don’t care for audiobooks. I like to consume it with my eyes and let my brain imagine voices and images. 

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1 minute ago, Js1 said:

I actually don’t care for audiobooks. I like to consume it with my eyes and let my brain imagine voices and images. 

I hear you but this one is a bit different. It is like a movie in your brain with a "full cast". To each their own of course but this isnt an audiobook, its an immersive experience. Especially with the later books

23 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I actually don’t care for audiobooks. I like to consume it with my eyes and let my brain imagine voices and images. 

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I've become so lazy that I now read the page while listening to audiobooks at the same time. Basically, the reading version of this...

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On 10/20/2025 at 1:17 PM, SimonBolivar said:

 I kind of just stopped about 1/3-1/2 of the way into book 2. It isn't bad and I really liked the first one, but I think I got Dammit Donut'd out. The world building really is enjoyable.

I can see why

It's not bad but it felt like a whole book about side quests. 

3 was awesome, but the layout of the floor confused my poor brain.  Even moreso than it confused Carl. 

Onto book 4

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21 minutes ago, Js1 said:

3 was awesome, but the layout of the floor confused my poor brain.  Even moreso than it confused Carl. 

Onto book 4

Ya the layout is way too complicated but purposefully, I have listened 7 times now and I still couldnt explain it lol! The rest of the floors are much more straight forward

Finished it book 7 on my drive last week.  My new favorite line from the book:

 

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Quasar:  I'm going to drink for free all night and wake up in a ditch with 3 new venerial diseases!

 

8 hours ago, Hellraiser97 said:

Finished it book 7 on my drive last week.  My new favorite line from the book:

 

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Quasar:  I'm going to drink for free all night and wake up in a ditch with 3 new venerial diseases!

 

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Hopefully not Enthusiastic Double Gonorrhea

 

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21 hours ago, Hellraiser97 said:

Finished it book 7 on my drive last week.  My new favorite line from the book:

 

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Quasar:  I'm going to drink for free all night and wake up in a ditch with 3 new venerial diseases!

 

Mine is 

NEW ACHIEVEMENT!!!

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SOFT VORE!

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You got eaten by a monster much bigger than yourself, and you managed to get out without even getting chewed a little bit.

Uh-oh. I think Daddy kinda liked that. I think it moved.

We’re gonna have to do some experimenting with this one.

Reward: You’ve received a Platinum Spicy Box.

 

  • 2 weeks later...

I am moving into book 5 now

Book 4 was awesome

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24 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I am moving into book 5 now

Book 4 was awesome

Book 5 is the best in the series IMO, might be my favorite book of all time

On 11/5/2025 at 8:20 AM, RGBIII said:

Book 5 is the best in the series IMO, might be my favorite book of all time

Book 5 was balls to the walls

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I’m all caught up. The last part of book 7 was 

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I gave the first book out in multiple secret Santa’s and white elephants. It’s like slinging crack

Just started book 3, man I am addicted to this shit.

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9 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Just started book 3, man I am addicted to this shit.

Good news…you haven’t even gotten to the good part yet lol it somehow gets better

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