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I've got two nieces who attended Michigan. They are quick to talk shit but are now parroting Portnoy and claiming "I just don't pay attention to bowl games."

I had to throw the Knute Rockne loser quote at them.

Anyone else experiencing this out in the wild?

You could just laugh at them and then throw Cheez-its at them

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13 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Pics of nieces?

I'm doing you a favor by not posting.

Just acknowledge and agree that you would be disinterested in your program as well if they were rampant cheaters and your coach was banging his assistant.

Tell them to talk shit when they actually beat Texas... Or to be nice ask them how many times Michigan has defeated Texas at football.

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44 minutes ago, caliHORNia said:

I've got two nieces who attended Michigan. They are quick to talk shit but are now parroting Portnoy and claiming "I just don't pay attention to bowl games."

I had to throw the Knute Rockne loser quote at them.

Anyone else experiencing this out in the wild?

They could portal to Georgia with that attitude

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

You could just laugh at them and then throw Cheez-its at them

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1 hour ago, caliHORNia said:

I've got two nieces who attended Michigan. They are quick to talk shit but are now parroting Portnoy and claiming "I just don't pay attention to bowl games."

I had to throw the Knute Rockne loser quote at them.

Anyone else experiencing this out in the wild?

TBH I’d be disappointed if this was the new Michigan attitude. I like Michigan and like playing them.

Everyone's classy until Texas hands them their ass a few times in a row.

10 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Everyone's classy until Texas hands them their ass a few times in a row.

Remember Crying Nebraska Kid? This is him now. Feel old yet?

Anyone with a set of eyes who watched this game is unable to use the tired "they didn't want to be there" bullshit, pads were popping from kickoff to kneel down.

They can't use the opt out excuse either, ABC took care of that narrative by using a little graphic showing a 3 to 9 advantage for Michigan when it came to notable players not suited up.

I knew in theory we should have as much depth as anyone, but this little exhibition bowl game confirmed it.

As long we don't have droves of players hopping in the portal (Parker Livingstone, what in the actual fuck?) I feel good about the roster for next season...hopefully we cherry pick wisely from the portal.

Be happy they didn't go to ohio state and leave it at that

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Be happy they didn't go to ohio state and leave it at that

it might help them get some exercise. can't sit on the couch all day if the couches are all burnt up

Well, now that those boring bowl games are ( mostly) over, they have the excitement of the Michigan winter about which to be thrilled, along with playing roulette with their drinking water.

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