Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted
20 minutes ago, ABSR said:

This is an Onion article, right?  They have gone down hill, now totally unbelievable.

I wish it was, but now that we will be actively going after tankers, the temperature has been raised substantially.

  • Hook 'Em 1
Posted
4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I wish it was, but now that we will be actively going after tankers, the temperature has been raised substantially.

That's an outright act of war to blockcade a country. Black and white, that's definitionally an act of war

  • Hook 'Em 1
Posted

To be clear.

We have "completely surrounded" a nation that.....occupies the northern flank of a large continent.

They have apparently recently taken some "land" from us.  I admit that my knowledge of geography isn't flawless, but I can't find any map showing any "disputed territory" or "occupied by Venezuela, claimed by US" notations on it.  Perhaps someone has better maps than I've seen.  Maybe drawn with a sharpie?

I'm trying to understand what "oil" they took from us that belonged to us?  Are we talking about the nationalization in...1976?  I mean, fuck, Mexico nationalized its oil in 1938.  Guess we need to set aside some of our armada to handle that shit as well.

And what "assets" of the United States of America has Venezuela taken?  Did they snag some Trumpcoin or something? 

And most importantly, over the past 11 months....what has changed to provoke this?

I mean, we know, of course.  Epstein files and failing/flailing Trump admin has changed.  But this is just fucking amazing.  Just utterly made up fantastical, physically impossible (stole our land!) bullshit used to justify a fucking WAR.  If you support this shit, you are a genuine piece of shit.

Posted (edited)

Listen, man, my genuine hatred for [hang on a minute...checking notes...] Venezuela [wow, really?] goes back decades. They are our greatest adversary in Central America. [...whispering...] SOUTH America. Every time I hear someone speak in Venezuelan, my blood boils. [Oh. They speak Spanish? Since when? And nobody told me? Well, shit, it's too late now, just go with it.] Yes, they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell.

Edited by aggie08
  • Like 1
Posted
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

To be clear.

We have "completely surrounded" a nation that.....occupies the northern flank of a large continent.

They have apparently recently taken some "land" from us.  I admit that my knowledge of geography isn't flawless, but I can't find any map showing any "disputed territory" or "occupied by Venezuela, claimed by US" notations on it.  Perhaps someone has better maps than I've seen.  Maybe drawn with a sharpie?

I'm trying to understand what "oil" they took from us that belonged to us?  Are we talking about the nationalization in...1976?  I mean, fuck, Mexico nationalized its oil in 1938.  Guess we need to set aside some of our armada to handle that shit as well.

And what "assets" of the United States of America has Venezuela taken?  Did they snag some Trumpcoin or something? 

And most importantly, over the past 11 months....what has changed to provoke this?

I mean, we know, of course.  Epstein files and failing/flailing Trump admin has changed.  But this is just fucking amazing.  Just utterly made up fantastical, physically impossible (stole our land!) bullshit used to justify a fucking WAR.  If you support this shit, you are a genuine piece of shit.

Maybe, we could get a Venezuelan gal to stick said sharpie up her but before drawing said map. The subsequent OF video could revitalize their economy. 

  • Hook 'Em 1

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.



×
×
  • Create New...