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SimonBolivar

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  1. I wonder if the white South Africans that just came over are safe because white or gonna be deported because Elon. Tough ethical delima for the administration!
  2. That's a rough 22
  3. Putting the mortgage that paycheck completely into investments is always a good feeling.
  4. I won't hate on a sausage biscuit.
  5. Yall crazy eating burgers at McDonalds, but I will admit that once or twice a year I'll binge a 20-piece McNugget with a basket of fries (TM). I eat it like an alcoholic that is throwing away their 6-month sober chip in a fit of solitary rage and indignation. The evidence is gone by the time my wife gets home with that entire trash bag being taken to the bin outside, but even in her innocence she can sense that something evil and animalistic took place in her absence. It might be the shart that gives it away.
  6. I saw the trailer for this yesterday it reminded me (not sure why) that I needed to watch David Tennant's The Escape Artist again. My wife hadn't seen it, and she thought it was great for a three-hour miniseries. It's on Amazon Prime, Tubi, and Freeve.
  7. And now that hobby store is making sure that birth control is taken away from your whore of a wife!
  8. Do the other books keep the same fun vibe as the first one? Still reading through all of the George Smiley Le Carre books and finally hit The Spy Who Came in from the Cold. I enjoyed the first two books in the "series", but this one is the first one that's really heavy in international spying. Damn, he was just a master of writing this genre.
  9. I'm going to need that deconstructed.
  10. They always recommend that you don't mail it in a fake name, but I never bothered to understand why
  11. Hometown Hero and 3Chi are both fine and currently legal. I would assume that Hometown Hero either closes or moves out of state by September though.
  12. As long as I can still it mailed to my address, in my wife's name of course, then I'm good.
  13. Has to be one of the most fascinating places in the country. You know probably something like 80% of those students hate their lives yet don't have the balls to stand up to their parents.
  14. They didn't allow interracial dating until 2000. -
  15. I'd rather do the Sweetwater to Ft Sumner drive. At least that vast barrenness is interesting, the Fl Panhandle is just hours of the same damn tree over and over again.
  16. Maybe Rex Kramer has a point and instead of being Hitler/Stalin/PolPot he's a Pinochet/Videla with an essence of Jim Jones. Checkmate libtards.
  17. Not a good look https://www.sltrib.com/sports/byu-cougars/2025/05/21/byu-quarterback-jake-retzlaff/
  18. And what, pray tell, is your genius plan on what to do with all that salt after Brazoria County is full up?
  19. Yeah, but they've written us off as rich (for now) leppers already.
  20. In good news, you can just add it to the pile of shit and nobody will remember it in the US in about 48 hours (and only about 15% of Americans will even hear about it at all).
  21. I'm surprised we haven't nuked Zimbabwe yet
  22. It'll be like a Soviet military budget. 20 or so billion will go to contractor friends that will make a few prototypes and then have a few to sit in storage. The remaining 150 billion will be straight up missing.
  23. It's funny, 'cause even after all these years, we still get people giving us advice, how to improve the show. Actually, a few moments ago I ran into a nut back there, he said, you know, that maybe we should think about, you know, not doing the show in a bar.
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