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Shoxthemonkey

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  1. That beta cuck did! Did I do that right?
  2. My wife's grandmother was a real battleaxe. She swore that Charlois beef was tough and flavorless because her mouthbreathing son worked the kill chute at Iowa Beef and told her as much. She always bought a quarter of beef from us whenever we butchered a critter from our 500 head feedlot. We made sure her portion came from a white hided animal. My wife always smiled when that old bag would rave about her beef.
  3. Yeah. This should be a lesson to every school that can give the head job to the interim guy. He did well with Marshall’s leftovers but they all transferred out the following year. he hasn’t been able to recruit to the same level Marshall did. Odd because he was the lead recruiter and good at it. Two years down the drain.
  4. Good info. We are camping at McKinney Falls in April, I'll be sure to bring a better flashlight.
  5. Thanks guys. I've been to all those places but I wasn't in snake mode. Google says they are commonly found in the trees. Is that where you focus when looking specifically for them?
  6. Yes, yes it is.
  7. Are the rough green snakes common in the S. Austin/San Marcos area? I really want to see one of those in the wild.
  8. @DougO Do you have a site? You're up.
  9. My brother, my daughter and I are trying to decide where to do a meetup so I'll hit you up when we have figured it out.
  10. Thanks! I smell a couple of roadtrips.
  11. And get lots of burro pics
  12. Every once in a coon's age we can see them here in Central KS. Not nearly as vivid as it is up north but visible nonetheless. Not sure how long coons live but every 10-15 years.
  13. Herman never met Hermann
  14. Herman Goering was my Dad's uncle but he never met Hermann. Caught a lot of shit stateside, during WWII, though.
  15. We talking Adolf or Bobby Hitler?
  16. But it will be a while before you can jerk off. Unless you are a southpaw.
  17. In English, por favor.
  18. I'll try to remember that the next time I murder my wife.
  19. I'm not sure the rest of the family should get a pass just because they aren't murderous shitheels. The way that family controlled that county, you know they have some shady shit in their pasts as well. BooHoo
  20. The 320a bordering my property just sold for $1.5M. Mostly really good bottom ground with 30a or so of timbered creek bed. Good bird and deer populations. I don't see how they are going to recoup that from farming and selling hunting leases. Raised the asking price for my 80 considerably.
  21. They were the soundtrack to the courtship of my wife. 50 years this summer.
  22. That's why the sentence is so light. Anybody with a sticker has to serve a year.
  23. Gottem. My wife loves the Wolf pic. I like this one. Thanks
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