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Herpa Derpa

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  1. The future is bright...for .the competition.
  2. This is the bigger deal to me. Literal confession that he makes up his own rules.
  3. I doubt you know anyone that would truly qualify for that descriptor. Unless you know a nurse. Paystubs or STFU.
  4. One of my great celebrity sightings was when I was seated at a table in the main room at Commander's Palace and he and co-star (Green Lantern) Blake Lively wound through the dining room on their way to an upstairs private dinner. Nobody in my party understood why I was more excited to see Michael Eugene Leslie "Berg" Bergen in person than the other one. As he was still married to ScarJo at the time, I probably witnessed him getting as close to a puppy drowning scumbag as he has ever been with that tryst.
  5. Bison are going to fuck up the Buffaloes.
  6. The answer is so obvious it appears to be escaping most of y'all. 2 QB set with Majors the only one who knows where the hike is going.
  7. Gotta win your conference if you want that. Best the #2 in a conference can get is a 5 seed.
  8. Your mom forgot her red pill when I took my blue pill and bingo bango here you are.
  9. January Jones is 46. Y'all really need to account better for aging now that you're old(er). Great show. Soundtrack quickly became cliche. Set up some good cliffhangers.
  10. Best of the year so far. If you're looking for a side, you're missing the point.
  11. Reports: David Pierce to take over as Texas pitching coach After cycling through three pitching coaches in the last five years, the Longhorns head coach is going to assume control himself.
  12. Love me some Stapleton and Gosling is a goddamn treasure, but I would toss them both out of a moving plane for a chance to be murdered by Dua Lipa.
  13. A TE1 on that offense would be like slapping a set of Pirellis on your '98 Yugo hatchback. Might look nice, but still won't make a damn bit of difference.
  14. Nah, I've seen his swing.
  15. I heard his purées were to die for. No spoiler cuz all should be watching, but If you ain’t watching LCK you’re missing Soo much of the competition. Will be hilarious to watch reaction if Soo does make it out and comes waltzing into the room. Everybody be like, who the fuck is this guy?
  16. I don't know if someone from an Urban Meyer fanbase should lecture anyone about the ethics and morality of a Head Coach.
  17. I find it hard to believe something like cancer could kill OJ. I just hope someone is searching for the real killer.
  18. With all due respect, that's just an absolutely dumbass thing to feel. You really think CDC is going to fire a coach with a winning record in the middle of the season? Recalibrate my man.
  19. I'm willing to bet that's not a typo, but a poor education.
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