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Herpa Derpa

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  1. Spoilered for those that don't give a shit. Nobody here makes you behave like a cunt. Only you can prevent Derka fires.
  2. And that's the entire point being you miss. That you don't understand nuance is the root of your intractability when it comes to your subjective opinions. That inability is what always ends up creating laughable rants and blow-ups. I don't recall if it was you or someone else that pointed out the spectrum possibility. But fuck, he couldn't even agree to the simple black and white (no racist) fact that RT is in his first year as the permanent HC of Texas men's basketball. Nope, that's just me being disingenuous about my arguments. Whatever the fuck ever. A simple universal fact and he refuses to accede or alter his position. It's willful combativeness because no one else in the entire world understands. No one else gets it like the master observer that never seems to be able to read the room. Possible spectrum, possible mind of a child. Either way, engagement is pointless.
  3. Because he's in his first year as the permanent head coach of the University of Texas men's basketball team. You got any other years I'm missing? Fact is a fact. As for the second part, you've been #1 anti-RT fan since last March. Try rooting for the team AND the coach for a change. It ain't gonna hurt you to want the best for the man. In fact, it requires absolutely nothing to do so except an exercise of patient observation to learn the outcome. I promise you that you have no clue how that story is going to play out. And for the record, the success or failure of RT at Texas will have absolutely zero bearing on your life no matter how much you believe otherwise.
  4. https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/forum/5-other-sports/
  5. Need to know the shipping time to @Nicole44’s house.
  6. I'd say its worth about two dead armadillos. Maybe three if you can get the temp up another 15 degrees or so.
  7. One of those original ideas y'all are always demanding.
  8. It's got a nice beat and you can dance to it. I'd say 7/10.
  9. Fictional story based on a 1967 picture book depicting the life of The Outlaws MC.
  10. Cars and motorcycles are pretty easy. Horse might be a hassle.
  11. QB from Cal doesn't have the same intellectual gravitas it once did.
  12. So much this. Rutgers and Maryland meant one thing, East Coast tv sets. Now they've added West Coast tv sets. That is all that matters in the big picture and why the SEC will ultimately have to expand the footprint to keep the dollars even.
  13. I think we're looking at this the wrong way. I know it tres chic to lament the lack of original ideas out of Hollywood, but sometimes that is the proper course, as is the case with Baywatch. Baywatch should become a regular regurgitation with a soft reboot every 7-10 years to introduce a fresh set of guards. Each new boot would run 4-6 years until sagging sets in. It would become a cultural mainstay through which we judge the passage of time. Great moments in our own lives will be viewed as occurring during a particular era. The proto cast of Weatherly and Eleniak. The first recycle with Anderson/Eggert/Bleeth and then Packard/Electra/Burns. The Hawaii reboot era of Burns/Ledford/Kamano. I hope y'all starting to see the benefits of a regular reboot. If you're still not convinced, this is what we got with the last reboot. Every generation deserves to experience the joy of a Baywatch lifeguard running to the sea. And every generation needs a new crop of recruits.
  14. Eye roll. Beamer would leave tomorrow for the right opportunity.
  15. Cream Abdul Jabbar or Fat George Mikan?
  16. The one where the states of Georgia, Alabama, Tennessee, Mississippi, and Louisiana all fell into the gulf.
  17. Uh-huh. I always curse those whose opinions don't matter to me. Work through your self-contradiction. You super duper greatly care what the folks on this board think about your opinions. That's why you come to a board not meant for you and tell us your opinions on things. Because you care what we think and desire a reaction. Deep down in the places you don't talk about at tailgates, you want Texas fans to listen to you. You need that validation. You use words like POS, Fuck you, and worst. We use these words to put you in your place. You use them as envious deflection when you're taking another loss. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very exposure that Texas provides and then questions the manner in which they provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went back to your second tier. Otherwise, I suggest you recognize your place in the hierarchy. Either way, we don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to. You will return to your dustbowl town and try to remember as the years pass when anyone outside the state knew you existed.
  18. There was no lesson with Rutgers. B1G got exactly what they wanted with Rutgers and Maryland - east coast access. And not a single disruption to the old guard order by adding non-threatening programs. Now that I think about it, aggy does offer a similar deal. Access to Texas and no threat to win anything. Of course, you can get that with a handful of other Texas schools and without the aggy baggage.
  19. Big 10 after taking a look at aggy.
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