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luke duke

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  1. Going to Costco for gas is like shopping at Walmart. It isn’t worth the hassle to save a few cents.
  2. I didn’t know that Clayton Williams had a car wash.
  3. I think you eat more BBQ than Daniel Vaughn does.
  4. I really enjoy seeing lowered dualies.
  5. You’re trying to give a random guy off of the internet access to your house while you’re on vacation? Sign me up!
  6. I thought The Derel was the worst.
  7. Only $367.5K/mo. That leaves me plenty of money for jet fuel.
  8. Ok, Larry.
  9. Sorry, my baby batter ain’t cheap. https://nypost.com/2019/05/03/sperm-is-the-hot-new-wrinkle-treatment-celebrity-facialist/
  10. Sure took you a while to graduate. Must have gotten a bit awkward when you were older than your teachers.
  11. A lump sum payment to relinquish rights has also been known to work.
  12. I’m assuming that bio-mom doesn’t pay child support. If that’s the case, Dad should let her know that she can relinquish parental rights and keep it that way.
  13. Perhaps you can coerce a sugar baby to make the trip with you. Plenty of roadhead opportunities.
  14. John Mueller Meat Company
  15. Reverse sear is the way to go.
  16. Not the best pic… Prime Tomahawk Ribeye Also seen at Costco the other day
  17. Does she drive an ‘84 LeBaron?
  18. Your wife probably took the batteries out the last time her vibrator died.
  19. I don’t think cows do it for him anymore, he’s moved up to hippos.
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