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luke duke

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  1. The hotter you cook the higher the “done” temp tends to be.
  2. Give her number to Jerry Jones. The Cowboys need some O-line help.
  3. https://www.thermoworks.com/shop/products/Cooking-Alarms Get the Dot or ChefAlarm
  4. How else are you going to play Duck Hunt?
  5. @NeverMarryAStripper’s real name is George?
  6. But do you get to have unlimited buttseks like you would in prison?
  7. I hope all of you think of me every time you take a shit.
  8. I laughed more at this picture than I did during the entire Kevin Hart comedy special on Netflix.
  9. You probably don’t want to click on this link at work. https://barrytributepage.com/
  10. You have to replace the sump pump every once in a while.
  11. Tell your wife that you’ve decided to drop your life insurance. She’s obviously trying to raise your blood pressure to heart attack/aneurysm levels. Perhaps she’ll stop if there’s no financial reward.
  12. I’ll sell you a smoked breasticle for $50. You have to pick it up in Dallas.
  13. McDonalds Clan. Probably Burger King too.
  14. I have a projector that I use in the backyard. I use eight JBL Flip 4 speakers for sound. This works fine if it’s just adults, but once a few kids are in the mix, it isn’t enough. Does anyone have any suggestions for an inexpensive solution that would be better?
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