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Tex Pete

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  1. Who? I guess we really didn’t recruit him. I’d know who he is otherwise.
  2. The butter BBQ will never be the same.
  3. Remind me to kill you later.
  4. And is that the OU tranny on the far right?
  5. X X X X X X How the hell did they get Kool Aid Man to show up?!
  6. Keep the political bullshit in that godforsaken shithole. And no, I don’t mean Washington, D.C.
  7. Imagine having such a tiny dick that seeing a Longhorn makes it become an "Inny." No wonder they deify Billy Liucci.
  8. …and don’t it make your brown eye blue? 🎶
  9. Ackshualllly…it’s 12.
  10. That sure sounds a lot like throwing a fit to get your way in the conference. Almost like what they did in the Big 12, always voting for unequal revenue sharing. Oh, and what they always accuse us of doing.
  11. The Bonham Trophy, "commissioned in 2013," is part of an annual tradition for a generation of Aggies? Their generations cover an extremely short time frame and must be easily entertained. I have never heard of that trophy, and I am unaware of any South Carolina-A&M game that generated interest from anyone other than South Carolina or A&M fans. None of their games have ever had implications for anything other than the "SEC Champion of the state of South Carolina or Texas."
  12. Sometimes, but he's only trolling. And he's successful at it.
  13. Pate gets paid to promote Texas A&M.
  14. Tex Pete

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    Our QB was our key offensive player. Your QB…was an average ball distributor with great weapons around him. Nothing more than a game manager.
  15. Hey, Jordan: your penis is showing. At least you covered the tip.
  16. I don’t mean it to be directed at 17 year old kids. I mean it as a middle finger to schools like a&m who were blatantly buying players then…while we can blatantly buy players legally now. We line up the Lambos (legal) and the illegal Trans Am like they used. Just an F you because we can.
  17. Our athletic department really should buy a vintage gold Trans Am and bring it out for photo ops in times like this. We could park it next to the Lambos on recruiting weekends, too. Maybe even put a cardboard standup of Eric Dickerson beside it.
  18. Let’s run them up, then.
  19. When I played HS football, we would occasionally beat the fuck out of players who messed up and made the rest of us run or whatever for punishment. Not saying that’s how it should be, but competitive athletics aren’t for the faint of heart. Mommy whining about a coach being a dick is little league bullshit.
  20. Oh, Lord! Mama is gonna protect her little boy. How did a team of pussies make such a deep run? Guess it’s no surprise that the Beta males are the ones staying behind. The “true Ags.” I’d be irate that my mommy felt the need to speak up publicly. “Mom…shut up! You’re showing the world I’m a bitch!” Little boys can’t stand up for themselves and need Mommy to step in. I would never hire one of these pussies, given an opportunity.
  21. Acting like absolute children is their second-oldest tradition, IIRC. They clearly don’t remember that their shitpile university is broke from the last time they held their breaths until they made a splash hire and then gave him a fucktarded extension with no buyout. “Let’s do something completely irrational no matter how much it costs us!”
  22. Maybe. Looch’s head is pretty wop-sided these days. Not sure he wants any more pop knots on it.
  23. Definitely the thing to do.
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