Sure, that makes sense and all until a family member is picked up off the street and taken to a gulag. That will steal your joy and happiness.
It's not a problem yet, as they have only kidnapped citizens who are brown ("When they came for the Latinos, I wasn't Latino").
They're just testing the waters. They'll get around to anyone who disobeys, eventually.
I can't find it at the moment (admittedly, I'm not trying very hard) but in the 1800s aigy tried to shut us down completely. Wiki kinda glosses over that, but here it is:
You'd have to be insane to come to a World Cup in a country that might just throw you in jail for no reason, especially if you've been visiting our newest adversaries (Canada and Mexico).
Also, what C-Man said about FIFA. At least hundreds of people didn't die building the stadiums.
How'd you like to know you're going into a battle you know isn't necessary for this guy?
Bullneck, Jr. knows at least three guys at the Naval Academy right now. No way I was going to support that for him.
We traded a fairly stable set of laws and code of conduct (slowly, over the last couple of decades) for a monarchy. Monarchies are good when the leader is good and bad when he's bad. We literally picked the worst monarch we could find.
So we can only go "up," right? We got that going for us, which is nice.
Obviously you guys don't subscribe to my recruiting website.
I was just thinking about all the hype this guy got last year around the Alabama game and wondered whatever happened to him. Nothing, I guess.
I hope that makes you feel all warm inside. I hope you're all bubbly and smiling until the judge says, "Has the jury reached a verdict?"
After you hear that verdict, don't break your TV or kick your dog.