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nineliveslost

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  1. Putting lights on this motherfucker is about to make me throw this thing in the street. Jesus it's a frustrating finish Sent from my SM-G970U using Tapatalk
  2. This thread is just a continual kick in the balls. Let. us. move. on. PLEASE
  3. I did not know that. That's hilarious. Linky?
  4. That's what i am talking about . Good advice man So I own property but I am no slum lord and hate dealing wth it I have gold , but not Texas University vault full. I like S&P or NASDAQ index. Sounds like I will drop shit in there after the 6 to 9 months security savings
  5. 401k and old man catch up will be yearly maxed and moderately aggressive. IRA is not maxed but will be soon and is moderately aggressive. Currently have 1.2 m and expect it to double every 5 years . Expect minimum 2.5m at 60 and then checking the fuck out. yes yes I am not the Surly kajillionaires I was talking about regular investments. Should a dip my low hanging large shriveled balls into the stock market again after gettign out with a nice gain or say fuck it and chill. Yes I have been drinking...hmmmm yes, I am almost drunk
  6. You shut your whore mouth !! every single fucking time i wipe it from my memory someone has to bring it back up
  7. Man you make sense. I only got in this situation from luck and being fortunate at the right time. Didnt plan on any of it. I think I will still put the 20k in the savings account with the other money and keep the 6-9 months salary rule going. Be a little more aggressive with the 4k a month savings and see what road that brings me Thanks for the info and insight
  8. How much risk and what fund do you suggest should a 52 year old go with? Back in the stock market ? I got balls , they just hang lower now so they tend to be a little more sensitive and leery. Fuckers that do my IRA only give me a 4% return. I have about 4k in the Yotta shit , but their returns give me a headache figuring APR
  9. ok. Plan moving forward is to set price sell limits and liquidate to 150-155k. Assume 25-30k for capital gains. Pay off all debts (100k), stash 20k in HYS , blow 5k on stupid shit, use future 4k monthly savings to max out 401k and IRA and then reinvest in balanced portfolio and then strippers and blow End result = Profit???
  10. ALL THIS FIGHTING AND ARGUING !!!!!!!!!!!! Please stop ! its what the aliens want. It's all falling into place for them and we did it AAAALLLLLLLL !!! Oh the HORROR For the record I welcome our new alien overlords
  11. If they can make their own protein bars, why cant they make their own water? We are talking super ancient alien technology shit here
  12. damnit that makes sense. But then I have to figure out WTF to do with 130K to make more money. Reinvest ?Bitcoin? Pay off house and cars? Strippers and Coke? Right side up on houses and cars , but the balance on 3 cars and house is 102k. APR on House is 2.6%, Cars is 2.95%. Maybe liquidating and getting completely out of debt and saving me 4k a month I mean I got completely lucky and fortunate to decided to throw a big chunk of our life's savings into stocks when they went into the shitter, now I have a nice return and don't know what the fuck to do with it that makes me more money. Might be financial advisor time....
  13. I am not Surly 1% but doing well. 24% thanks to marriage. To me liquidating and getting a 35k+ tax hit is such a ball kicker My gut says to hold it and chill
  14. Sooooooo lets say someone invested in stocks that fell way down from their 3to5 year average around when covid hit. Now that investment is 4x+. What would the Surly money lords do? hold? sell and let capital gains fuck them? Don't "need" the money currently , but damn don;t know what to do
  15. I just wanted to give you a shout out for this post beyond the usual rep. I know the usual Surly response , but its cool when someone just give some clear perspective and guidance without all the assholeery
  16. Yea, the entire area turned black because aspirin is a blood thinner. First load afterwards was fine, just not as much as normal. As a matter fact, its always not as much as before the procedure. I regret getting it , but its done with now . It is what it is
  17. Don't take aspirin! That's the mistake I did.
  18. I actually like Nickelback... The interweb hate is a beating though
  19. are you saying time travelers and dimensional travelers don't like the ass?
  20. wouldn't bother me...probably be like "Hell yea!"
  21. Bench - maybe 150/ 200 Squat - the weight of one healthy turd Curl - maybe 50 40 yard - guess 10 seconds possibly 20 seconds 2 mile run - +6 hours cock - big enough to fuck
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