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brown water

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  1. But the batting average is better with the Texans
  2. Was looking for something else but I think a minor edit really improves this cartoon
  3. Ted’s more likely to fellate a man to preserve world hunger
  4. That was me. They were something like $50 for 2 at the tournament.
  5. Guess that covers Don Jr, Eric and Tiffany. How do you explain Ivanka?
  6. The Big Easy and the Big Sleazy. I’ve got a friend that played college golf with Ken Duke (actually a few years after at the same school but knows him through that connection). I’ll see if I can get any details.
  7. “181 yards into a slight wind….that sailed magnificently into a rather strong wind.” I mean if you’re full of shit at least keep your story straight. Remember that good liars give details and even better liars don’t. And I checked. The average PGA tour pro hits their 5i 195 yards and the senior tour (which starts at 50) hits their 5i 185. So I’m sure an out of shape guy pushing 80 hits his 5i 180 yards into a slight / substantial wind. Of all his bullshit not sure why this irritates me so much. Probably still brooding over my near miss a few weeks ago (8i from 170 - negligible wind) or his ongoing treason. Must be one of those things
  8. I rarely give DJT the benefit of the doubt but I’m keeping an open mind that punching Jr in the face was for more substantive reasons. And also don’t care if it wasn’t.
  9. Well I’ve been sitting in the LGA centurion lounge for a few hours due to a flight delay. I’ll save my comment about the overlap in people currently complaining over gas prices and gloating over their 401k between 2016 - 2020 (despite the market being up ~30% since the election) until it can be drafted more coherently.
  10. Always curious how these lists get priced. I’m at Sparks in NYC. Meeting with our equity sponsors tomorrow and our CEO had separate plans. Frankly, feels great to get the evening to myself. Anyway, to the matter at hand, any guesses on the drink of choice tonight? There are more options on the bar than the list but I think I’ve found the diamond in the rough.
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