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TexArcher

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  1. Concussed QB? QB draw. Rub some dirt on it.
  2. Still feel like ND wins this.
  3. Tomorrow night there's a chance to showcase the Showband of the Southwest and The Best Damn Band in the Land. But no, some C- powertool will get to play while everyone at home hits mute and pulls out their phones.
  4. I think I broke my penis.
  5. Get out of my laptop, dude!
  6. This is like watching old fat people try to have sex.
  7. "It looks like they're gonna have to get more from their offense" He says of the team with 0 points.
  8. What's he supposed to do, take a 50/50 chance of getting it at the 1??
  9. Not what you expect from a program that thinks it can get away with anything.
  10. Great call. Pay attention, Sark.
  11. The problem with this theory is that it requires Trump to understand that his economic and immigration policies will have disastrous consequences, and he definitely does not. So, he's not running misdirection to distract from the disaster that he has no idea he's creating. When a megalomaniac narcissist who admires dictators tells you who he is, believe him the first time. This is just the beginning of his isolationist and expansionist rhetoric, and it's not just a smokescreen.
  12. I think he is 100% looking to expand American territory for his legacy. Greenland is big and he probably thinks easy. If Trump has his way, he'll create a family dynasty (I don't think people are taking this seriously enough), take us isolationist, and double our territory. I think his brain is very simple. These are tangible things that make him look like a badass in his own mind. These are the things he respects in the Kims and Putins of the world.
  13. The fucking guy is -12 days into his presidency and it's already chaos.
  14. New project for the College of Engineering: Design a bench that is all end.
  15. "They don't know who they are yet... They haven't figured out how to use all those weapons as a cohesive unit..."
  16. Honestly, when we're 0 for 4 from deep with 9 turnovers against a team this good, we're lucky it's only a dozen.
  17. I mean, if it gets us a new basketball coach, sure.
  18. Good thing we're gonna win the football national championship, then it'll be almost baseball season.
  19. What makes you think we're gonna win in February?
  20. Pettiford just absolutely shitting on two guys.
  21. Shedrick's weakness gets an offensive foul. Cool.
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