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TexArcher

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Everything posted by TexArcher

  1. LOL at running against Texas on 4th and 2. Thanks, y'all.
  2. He's like 2 feet short. It doesn't even get a measurement in the old days. Assholes.
  3. Holy shit, what? Burn a timeout, Sark. That is awful.
  4. 0 penalties on a Texas opponent. Everybody just plays perfect football against the more physical and talented team, which makes a lot of sense.
  5. Because it was about 7 yards underthrown.
  6. Man, we can drop 50 on these boys, and we should.
  7. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
  8. Tripping over our dicks all over the place. Come on, guys.
  9. Tessitore always has no fucking idea what's going on. He keeps talking 5 seconds after the play and never notices the flag.
  10. I think people nicknamed after reptiles probably don't age well, on average.
  11. LET'S GO STORMTROOPERS!!! FUCK THESE GUYS UP.
  12. I feel like he's about three months away from saying something like, "I'm not anti-immigration. We just had the wrong people coming in. Look what white European immigrants have built here over the last 250 years -- that's what we need more of, not the horde of drug pushers and rapists from, let's face it, Latino countries, that we had to put up with under Joe Biden." I think he's wanted to say it the whole time. And I think he will eventually.
  13. I am stress eating even though I'm pretty sure we're gonna win. Damn good thing I quit drinking.
  14. I didn't even realize that was on the line today. That is pretty cool.
  15. I can't fall back asleep because we're gonna win this game by three touchdowns and my dick is hard.
  16. I love it when DB's showboat and talk shit not knowing that the flag is on the ground behind them.
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