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Kringelbert Fishtybuns

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  1. I wonder what the over/under on the percentage of Economics PhD theses will be written the next couple of years discussing Twitter and its relationship to the DJIA.
  2. What the fuck are they supposed to do? There aren’t any crawdads.
  3. I'm not one of those stupid fucks that takes more than 20 seconds to make up my mind holding up the line. I get that a #1 is a single and #2 is a double, but after that I'm lost. Its just odd to me is all. I travel all the time for work, but if the only options are drive thru places - I just say fuck it and wait until dinner.
  4. The fact that so many of you all know the actual combo numbers and can spout off your order for the place makes me curious. How often do you sick fucks eat fast food?
  5. My manager kept telling me that Gerry Dorsey wasn't going to cut it.
  6. If you make any styles that aren't on a stone, get a dedicated pan. Since you typically have to cook at really high temps, an all purpose pan can have baked on shit/rust spots/imperfections that never really get cleaned off. This will cause shit to smoke like hell when you throw it in the oven. Make the same style several times and take notes on oven cooking times. Every oven is different and trial and error is unfortunately the only way you can get things down pat.
  7. I keep trying to make the switch to sweatpants, but I find the crotch just wears out too fast in them. Any recommendations?
  8. Picking on a small target is pretty standard bully practice.
  9. Unless it involves a shock bigger named club, I can never gather much interest at all in the relegation fight. Most of the time it is just terrible, boring football and I am rooting for all the teams to go down.
  10. I poured some out for Snot Boogie last night. Poor slow bastard.
  11. I didn’t have necessarily have one, but I was known on that board as Ricky of muscle picture fame.
  12. Just realized it’s been 11 years since The Departed won. Fuck I’m feeling old.
  13. There is no way the narrator of the video has any descended testicles.
  14. When numbers start dropping, sometimes you have to change the marketing team.
  15. Seriously, call Kenny Loggins Youre in the Danger Zone
  16. No shit. You guys either mucked it up completely and created the first zombie or you guys realized you made a mistake and tried to calm down his friends and family by having someone dress up as the deceased to try and calm things down. Either way this doesn’t sound like a well thought out plan from the chosen people.
  17. I don’t know, but I just tried some 4 mo old homemade eggnog. It was fucking delicious, but I have never had worse smelling flatulence in my life.
  18. Perhaps this should go in the ashamed thread, but at crawfish boils my favorite bits are the garlic cloves, sausage and mushrooms - sometimes all shoved in my mouth at the same time.
  19. Is there a target Adam Sandler audience outside of middle school boys? I say that as someone who enjoyed -They're all going to laugh at you, Billy Madison, etc - between the ages of 10-13, but then never again.
  20. The kid texts like Lord Byron.
  21. Super like in really awesome? Doesn't matter, one of the kids have an ear infection - so I can just steal their amoxicillin. Damn, I was going to wait until Sunday to grab some pizza. May have to hit up Via tonight.
  22. Have you tried watching them with your pants on? My wife normally avoids them, but if she gets the hint of a cold - fucking Hallmark/Drew Barrymore/Hugh Grant until the fever breaks.
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