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Trey3216

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Everything posted by Trey3216

  1. Lot of season to play.
  2. She is absolutely a rockstar, and a fucking national treasure.
  3. Well if Bell is hurt, he’ll be on a plane here tomorrow morning.
  4. That looked early 90’s-esque on that screen. Easy peasy
  5. Garbage hold on Lamb
  6. the chef’s KISS, if you will
  7. It’s not always cleaning either. It’s “hey can you go get the girls some socks and shoes”. I get the socks and shoes and put them on. then 27 seconds later…”hey can you come help me look for my phone” go and find phone right where i knew it would be. 27 seconds after I sit down again… “hey can you make sure the girls’ drinks are full?” and it never ends….
  8. How the hell is it that wives cannot ask you to do multiple things at once? They always ask you to do something, you do it, then sit down on the couch or chair to enjoy your coffee/beer/12 seconds. Then, just as you’re starting to get comfortable, they ask you to do something else. Rinse and repeat ad infinitum. Fucking terrorists.
  9. Trey3216 replied to ztejas's topic in Futbol
    El Tripa
  10. say what you want about Manny, but he's more than likely a HOFer. But, once you've been retired 5 years, every person that's played in the league for a certain amount of time is eligible for HOF voting. Even fucking Mike Bascik was eligible because he had time served.
  11. He was a seriously bad motherfucker, just didn't get to be that for long enough.
  12. Hell, at least he got to thieve MLB salary for the entire season. That full share $$ is about 45x what Evan Carter made all year in the Minors.
  13. Well, just like John Fogerty said back in the day, we ain't no fortunate son...when it comes to not having fucking Gergg involved.
  14. 'Dat a tree chakuh deh....Ha!"
  15. Trey3216 replied to ztejas's topic in Futbol
    Oof. I've never heard that one. Please tell me they actually sing that. No clue. Shit happens in my brain and it just comes into existence. But it’s pretty much the case for Gergg
  16. It works on your wife
  17. I prefer the 11:40am, post yoga, H‑E‑B cougar winks.
  18. Trey3216 replied to ztejas's topic in Futbol
    "He is cheap for that he's strong Yes, USSF loves him Yes, USSF loves him Yes, USSF loves him His brother made it so."
  19. Trey3216 replied to Washpark's topic in Food and Travel
    Wasn't around for the Leslie's timeframe. However, Krispy Chicken on Franklin is damn good. Cash only. Actually saw a regular there buy a whole big ass box of chicken one day with a scratch off winner. Service of the highest order right there.
  20. Ray Charles would've turned her away due to her thick wrists. He knew she was a PWG from the jump.
  21. Trey3216 replied to Gil Bang's topic in Lulz
    Tied the whole story together.. just like Dude’s rug
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