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SHOOTER12

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  1. New Jerk off material for those asswipes.
  2. WTF??? KNEW HE WAS A POS, BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
  3. Probably all cartel owned is how they get away with it.
  4. Cheese S Rice NMAS, you understood that? Frick what are you, some kind of multilingual warlock or something?
  5. Obviously I've missed this thread forever, but that's a shame about Boerne. I haven't been there in decades, but it used to be a really cool small town. Made quite a few friends from there through sports.
  6. "The plan was to then convert the A&M campus into an insane asylum". So, pretty much what they wound up with anyway.
  7. Damn, I can be having the worst day imaginable and always count on The Surl to have ROFL in no time.
  8. Got dammit put, you're killing me here...
  9. Wait a fucking minute before you lose all that weight...........got any eligibility left? Just kidding of course. It's great that you're ĝrabbing the bull by the horns to improve your health. Prayers and best wishes for a successful journey.
  10. Yep, I remember those good old construction days. Now I pull $4000.00 a month and don't even have to get out of bed if I don't want to. Thank God, zero debt, just a truck note. Beginning to like this forced retirement life.
  11. Well in the interest of fairness, most were clinically, mentally ill beforehand.
  12. Happy Birthday to The Glorious Republic of Texas! Born and raised a 3rd generation Texan and DAMNED PROUD OF IT!
  13. Oh make no mistake Mr. Drummond, those ants give a shit. At this very moment there are billions of them in the ground under your house rapidly tunneling up through your foundation in preparation for an attack in the late night hours. I'm really surprised that you can't hear them yet.
  14. Ding ding ding ding. Short, concise and 100% correct.
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