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Homesickhorn

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  1. If it’s any consolation, I’m going to need therapy as well.
  2. That’s a 7 in Oxford, brother. [emoji2]
  3. Those tics and grimaces appeared to bug a few of the OU batters as well.
  4. There is a chance that Ole Miss can win the NCAA college baseball national championship for the first time in school history, tomorrow. There’s a chance. That said, having played for them, bled for them, cried for them, and dog cussed them, my superstition takes precedence. I’ll check back with you dipshits tomorrow, if I make it. See y’all on the other side my friends.
  5. Just hang her nose down and let her drain for a day. She’ll probably fire right back up.
  6. Or just brain the piece of shit with a wooden Louisville Slugger. Dude showed more patience than I ever could or would have. Good on the dude filming for keeping his shit in his bag.
  7. Dyes her hair either blonde or brunette, does a reverse MS-150 to Houston, and ends up swiping the “let’s do this” on a Tinder profile (cough) (not saying I’ve ever dabbled in the Tinders) (cough), but asking for friends?
  8. I just heard that Iguana entered the transfer portal. Someone better pick his ass up.
  9. Well, that's assuming that I don't pull out. And even I'M not that stupid.
  10. Broad Banded Water snek. Exact same as the one posted on page 60. Awesome snek, had one as a pet for almost four years. Fed him guppies, and watching how he'd eat was freaking amazing.
  11. This is what happens when you leave Barry White playing on your external speakers. I'm beginning to think you're doing this on purpose.
  12. Yeesh. Credit where credit’s due. You know I love you Snacks.
  13. They can get big, but 5 ft is a giant nerodia. Keep in mind their shedded skins stretch, so your boy might have given snek the benefit of the doubt. I’ll try and find the pic I took about three years ago of the one at the LBJ boat launch who had just eaten what looked like an NFL regulation size football.
  14. Fact. Unfortunately, the majority of the teachers are aggy. There are plenty of Longhorns on the staff, but aggy still outnumbers them 2 to 1. That’s specifically at HCE, the district itself is lights out, and arguably one of the best in the state let alone the city.
  15. Definitely glad your wife is okay. But you don't really believe that ladder story, do you?
  16. I have the same NB dad shoes. Consider yourself not-lumped.
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