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GoPokes83

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  1. Borderline blackface, and it makes college players look like they’re still in HS
  2. I can no longer access posted X links on the Surl, is there something I’m not doing correctly?
  3. GoPokes83

    Landman

    I’m just a few episodes in and really like it! Billy Bob is great in this role, but the whole time this 2 hat, skinny jeans, trying to act 25 doofus is always lurking
  4. USO stuff aside, how was Bob Hope ever a big deal after about 1960?
  5. When I say that I don’t believe I’m better than someone else, many times that’s as flagrant as a lie can be.
  6. But, Beyoncé pretending to be country…
  7. There’s a total piece of shit and her simp boyfriend squatting in a rental that’s for sale around the corner. I don’t really know the absentee owner but I message him with updates on what they’re doing to the place while the eviction appeal plays out. I saw her butchering his palm trees the other day and tried to tell her she’d kill them if she kept it up. She yelled at me at the top of her lungs to get off “her” property and she didn’t need me mansplaining shit to her. ( BTW we were in the middle of the street) I told her to fuck off, she’s a god damn worthless thief and move tf out of this poor bastards house. I may have also mentioned fat, worthless, lazy and to put down the fucking vape and maybe she’d get her kids back… anyway, how do these idiots yelling about mansplaining ever make it through school? Do they just disregard or are offended by anything a male teacher tells them? BTW she’s since cut the top completely off one palm tree and the bungeed the branches back on to the stump for some reason and is tearing the front porch off the house so she can hammer the plywood for the hurricane shutters on for privacy.
  8. Is that Willie’s kitchen? Expected more
  9. Looks like it, flat and depressing and probably windy enough to effect the BB shot within 25 feet.
  10. Tell that shit to Scut Farkus
  11. MF was there when you left
  12. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13267645/Horrifying-moment-American-tourist-dies-five-ton-bull-elephant-chases-safari-truck-half-mile-charges-straight-driver-suddenly-stops.html The driver must've missed the training day when they taught "Don't Stop If Chased By Really, Really, Large Wild Animal" According to the googs a bull elephant can only run 25 mph and can only do a full sprint for about 50 yards. I think the driver was trying to give them something to talk about back at the camp and not really trying to outrun it.
  13. Bob hit that
  14. John McClane’s handwriting “Now I have a machine gun” in blood on the bad guy’s t shirt is perfect. Perfectly sized, spaced, straight, and way too legible to have been written with what, his finger?
  15. Furk already posted…
  16. Andy Dufresne is beating on the giant sewer pipe in time with the thunder and when he breaks through a huge column of shit water shoots up 10 feet in the air, but when he sticks his head in the hole there’s only a few inches of sewage in the pipe that he crawls through until it dumps into that creek. How is an open pipe pressurized?
  17. Inexplicably Chuck Norris is a huge deal with the middle schoolers in our town. My kid and her lil pals were watching Sidekicks and I told them the only reason this Chuck Norris gem exists was because Mattress Mack had a shit ton of money and decided to see what it was like to make a movie.
  18. I wonder how pissed Gronk is that Travis Kelce not only basically stole his entire schtick but he was then kicked way to the fame back burner once TS came into the picture? And I’d like to believe there’s no way Sam Elliot needs money that badly.
  19. I see commercials for hair plug procedures. If have male pattern baldness and you fill in the bald spots up front won’t your hair just keep receding behind the plugs and leave you with an even weirder looking melon? Is it a continual chase just to keep up? If any of you run into McConaughey can you ask him what the process is?
  20. They had can in the old 300 days? Granny was just lazy and making shit up.
  21. It’ll all be over in 19 days. Of course that doesn't include the subsequent rioting.
  22. I live out of town and just saw the Congress plan on the news. Might be kinda cool, but it’s kind of a major fuck you to the majority of the businesses. And 4 blocks of downtown parking gets absorber where? And it cost 130 million bucks why again?
  23. Just started it back up. WTF with that Pretty Woman trying on clothes montage, and any time she’s on screen all I can see is that Dana Delaney’s had so much work done to her face that there’s absolutely no movement from her top lip to the scalp line.
  24. Hadn’t listened in forever but started one or two days a week a few weeks ago. Was JD’s divorce ever brought up?
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