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GoPokes83

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  1. No way I’m laying there even semi conscious and giving that guy the opportunity to back over my legs.
  2. Local Wal Mart is full of different type shirts that say “Texas, established 1845”. This may be technically correct but I’d think most Texans would agree on 1836.
  3. Early 80’s I took a computer class in college. There was one computer for the 40 of us to use but we didn’t get to actually use it until the last month of the class. I believe I logged about 20 minutes total, Go Pokes!
  4. Live? Doubtful, be here yes.
  5. What caliber we talking? Because anything over a .22 short and one eye is in for a flashback to 1957.
  6. It was 24 hours, she probably nodded off a couple of times.
  7. Hey dad, why is that dog named Rocke… Oh
  8. Gonna go out on a limb and say the fact you had to buy 13-17 quarts of oil to do the change should have warned you that 8 quart bucket wasn’t going to work.
  9. GoPokes83 replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Lulz
    Naw man he’s NTA. If it’s busy it’s busy, is another dad in there with his kid an asshole too just because your kid needs to go? But as stated before if you’re utilizing it don’t stay in there forever.
  10. They keep them in abandoned wells.
  11. Made me look shit up… negged
  12. For marrying me maybe, but in general, no
  13. My wife keeps telling me this is an open parking spot when we pick up the kid from school and I say no, it’s a ramp and if she parks there it’s blocking it. Ruling?
  14. Your classmates were correct
  15. It’s not only Florida, it’s South Florida! Those things are kryptonite for overly tan Yankee codgers hanging poolside at Boca Del Vista.
  16. In a few minutes, yes
  17. Bandleader and jazz trumpeter. Jack Webb was big into Jazz and they became friends. He was a staple on Webb’s Dragnet and Adam 12 back in the day.
  18. This movie has been on my DVR for almost 3 years. I’ve tried 3 times and just can’t make it past the first 10 minutes. No clue why, it’s my era and baseball was everything to me as a HS dude but maybe I’m expecting too much. Can’t bring myself to delete it thinking I’ll give it another shot, now I will.
  19. GoPokes83 replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    I was going to mention that I respect any 45 year old that can not only bang but marry a 24 pre-Skeletor Angelina Jolie! And as long as he’s playing this type character (Which is pretty much every role) or Karl Childers he’s an awesome actor. But vanity band double hat Billy is pretty much a douche.
  20. Shit, it really is because im fucking stupid. Found the Tapa thread, pretend I’m not reguarded.
  21. Borderline blackface, and it makes college players look like they’re still in HS
  22. I can no longer access posted X links on the Surl, is there something I’m not doing correctly?
  23. GoPokes83 replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    I’m just a few episodes in and really like it! Billy Bob is great in this role, but the whole time this 2 hat, skinny jeans, trying to act 25 doofus is always lurking
  24. USO stuff aside, how was Bob Hope ever a big deal after about 1960?
  25. When I say that I don’t believe I’m better than someone else, many times that’s as flagrant as a lie can be.
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