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Lhorn

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  1. Holy shit. That’s the man right there.
  2. Not being sensitive to their ankle monitor brand loyalty is bad? I gotta say, I expected a lot more cum in this story.
  3. He’s gotta be drafted right? He’s playing really well.
  4. Lhorn

    Golden Hat

    Chills. That was awesome. They should archive the Craig Way called games as a podcast or something. I watched the game but would love to hear the Craig Way version.
  5. That can’t be real. Is anyone that stupid? Oh yeah. I haven’t watched their other games. Have they shown a knack for defending the pass, or just Milroe’s passes?
  6. Lhorn

    Rhule

    10 year contract?! You’d have to be regarded and desperate.
  7. Texas 35 ISU 21 rushing attempt 38 Rushing yard 210
  8. Lhorn

    49-0

    I replay the game while feverishly masturbating too.
  9. Lhorn

    Golden Hat

    Sark must have a tiny head. Only man who the hat almost fits.
  10. We’d most likely be undefeated. With a win over Bama 1 or 2 almost certainly. What could have been. Doesn’t matter if you don’t wipe the floor with the rest of the schedule. No mercy.
  11. Lhorn

    Golden Hat

    No one does their “hook ‘em” right these days. What’s wrong with these youths? [wrings hands]
  12. Wow, that an impressive level of dumbassery. It’s only through tremendous fortune that they stayed in that game. That Milroe carried the ball like a loaf of bread and their good kicker decided to miss a couple. As much as that loss wasn’t evidence that Jimbo sucks necessarily, it also wasn’t evidence that he’s any good either. And if you take competing with Alabama in a game with a terrible performance by a back up QB as evidence that you should “trust in Jimbo” how do you explain away App state?
  13. I can’t believe how long wells gone with a legit threat at TE. I had forgotten what this feels like.
  14. Seems like he gets shit on a bit here but seems like he’s playing very well. Certainly knows how to break up a pass.
  15. I haven’t followed them this year but 15 seems high. I think we are capable of playing with literally anyone right now but also capable of being uninspired and letting a lesser team hang around. Hope the team is focused and hands out an ass beating. ISU is owed that. Whole fucking B12 got kinda uppity for a few years and needs daddy Texas to give them the back of our hand.
  16. Lol. You’re that asshole huh? Good work.
  17. That pass to Sanders for one of his TD was amazing.
  18. Lhorn

    THE TRIFECTA

    Someone check my math…..how rare is the Quadfecta (Texas win, aggy lose, OU lose, arky lose)? If these are all “average” teams (assuming 50% chance to win or lose), the probability of last week’s quadfecta was 6.25% (0.5 to the 4th power). Since in theory these might be better than average teams (not so sure about OU anymore), the probability is actually less than 6%. Since Texas and OU play each other, the probability of this week alone is 12.5%. To have these two two weeks happen consecutively, a double quadfecta (the “deuce quad”), the probability drops to 0.78%.
  19. Savage. Aggy still getting trolled for that loss.
  20. Both guys had a hold of each other and were wrestling and they thought our guy needed to be flagged. Dumbasses
  21. Payback Tour just got started. We owe them for Halloween night a few years back.
  22. Lhorn

    Golden Hat

    That is fucking awesome. Take all my money.
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