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Steel Shank

Certifiably Surly
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  1. I still think she wants me.
  2. That’s ok, I guess.
  3. Do it now and she won’t say no.
  4. Maybe they can get on the Oprah Winfrey Show?!?! Wouldn't that be fun?
  5. Is that Vince McMahon in the back left?
  6. A-fucking-men. It's ridiculous.
  7. You're team captain material.
  8. Pregame cocktails and a crock pot with little wieners in a sassy bbq sauce!! And whatever else I have in the fridge.
  9. We could have a Surly flag football game instead. Maybe the lawyers against everybody else. Would be kinda like The Longest Yard, but with far more injuries.
  10. They’re like a true Rube Goldberg machine. Being rubes and all.
  11. All right, stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin The image and the style that ya used to I look funny, but, yo, I'm makin' money, see So, yo, world I hope you're ready for me
  12. I would have allowed it, certainly.
  13. Sing it, muthafuckaaaaaaaa!!!!!
  14. Seems like the lava would melt the snow.
  15. I sure wish somebody would explain just exactly what “handcrafted” means. Like Coolio said… “Let a white boy know”
  16. ‘Sup with the plate?
  17. Advantage: CHIEF
  18. No doubt.
  19. How the fuck does Earley get preseason Coach of the Year when he's never been a head coach? This a roller coaster thing?
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