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Steel Shank

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  1. This is simultaneously fantastic and cold-blooded.
  2. Shit's getting real all up in this bitch.
  3. When sweet potato is all you got, you go with it. It's all the man had. That's what this thread is about - making magic happen out of shit you got. And that's what he did. Not gonna rep it though.
  4. This where I make a comment on laying pipe.
  5. Stick-n-move! Stick-n-move!
  6. We laugh about how aggy says we are afraid of their impending dominance, but I must say - I'm very scared, I'm shaking, and I'm very nervous (King Floyd) about the hell, the dominance, the fury, and the overall superiority they are about to lay upon, not just the SEC and the state of Texas, but upon the ENTIRE Western Hemisphere. Those blurry spots on your screen are my tears - my tears for fear!
  7. Catbird seat. (/Gale-"Raising Arizona")
  8. We need to have a boot thread for guys older than forty and that don't wear a beard.
  9. WTF? "Oh, this one time I made this great dish, here's a pic..........Y'all really should try this.... oh so good!!! Amazing!!!!!"
  10. 24fucking7
  11. Maybe I'll bang the chicks then drink the beer.
  12. I'll drink a case of Bud Light in your honor. Maybe bang some chicks, too.
  13. ^^^^ WHOAAA!!!!
  14. I was keeping it up at your momma's house last night.
  15. She's taking me to dinner next week. I'll see what I can do.
  16. Does a fat roll of hundies in a rubber band count?
  17. She’s a hot blooded Spaniard. Yearning.
  18. https://www.reeds.com/media/catalog/product/cache/38c3c1b8e53ef11aa9803a5390245afc/h/a/hamilton_khaki_aviation_pilot_pioneer_watch_h76205530-1-20205431-hx9be403f0_1.jpg
  19. Anybody ever bang their optometrist during an exam? At eye doctor now.
  20. Probably also took the turn wide in order to line up that big rig.
  21. Fuckin A!
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