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Steel Shank

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  1. Sometimes I like to pretend I'm BJ Thomas when I sing I Just Can't Help Believin'.
  2. Back on the 80s, I watched an APD officer cold cock a hand-cuffed 15 year old buddy of mine. Austin Police being assholes ain't nothing recent.
  3. Like tush hairs in your teeth, it's a good thing.
  4. I'll allow it. Like a cold-blooded motherfucker you're damn right I'll allow it.
  5. Sing it, mutha fuckaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
  6. Half-time of the Kansas game and I need a rulling: Sitting in my leather recliner watching the game in my living room; sliding glass door to my right, patio then my garage. Both garage doors open and I'm going out to my vehicle and making cocktails out of the hatchback (via back and forth from leather recliner and the bounty within my garage. Outside temp is 97. Inside is 72. WTF?
  7. This is correct.
  8. This is correct.
  9. My response to Blacklab was a joke. He runs this place, and I thought (erroneously) that if I called him out on his statement not having any supporting link, it might be funny. Specially in light of the fact that another poster did the same thing just a bit earlier, and we kinda went with it. Maybe I should just stick to lowbrow, food stuff. /csb
  10. Hardcore + coldblooded = Hardbloodedsupercoldcore
  11. Did you see where Greenspoint mentioned this injury earlier?
  12. You can't just come waltzing in here saying that without proof! That's outlandish!!
  13. When JC committed to Texas, I told my uncle "we just picked up a RB who might be pretty good. Runs a 10.3 and won state in the 300 hurdles, which means to me he's got speed and great hips." I'm such a genius. (this is from memory. He may have committed before winning state or he also won as a junior. Y'all now what I mean.)
  14. Well, well, well.............what we got here?
  15. If real footage, maybe it was one of those plywood decoy planes. Would explain the odd location close to the front. Just tossing shit against the wall here.
  16. Texas 31 Baylor 17 249
  17. Golf clap. Well done.
  18. I like my women spirited.
  19. Don't forget old tires.
  20. She can sexually harass me with dem titties.
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