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Steel Shank

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  1. Having those African wild dogs take you down and start eating you alive. They start with the easiest to tear tissue, which happens to be around the anus/groin. They then start pulling out organs and shit while you're still alive screaming and thinking you'd rather be laying pipe somewhere else.
  2. I think she killed him to drive traffic to her site.
  3. Does a man's blood pressure go up or down when he has an erection?
  4. I’m going to change just to spite you, then change BACK just to double spite you! I have to laugh!
  5. Another reason to avoid DFW airports at all costs.
  6. There are occasions, gentle eater, that require me to consume all of the nachos compuestos. And then make some more.
  7. That cop is a supreme jackass. Ranked #1.
  8. Early Times and Oreos are strictly for before 9am (hence the name "Early Times", silly). I have my standards.
  9. I think this is an excellent and insightful question. It is a delicate balance on what foods children should be exposed to. I try and bring my son along gently, feeling my way through his likes and dislikes. I introduce new foods and combinations when I think he's ready. One day he'll be cooking for himself, and probably posting his creations here. I fully expect him to raise the bar, as it were. Again, I'd like to commend you on your question. May you get a nice block of Velveeta in your Christmas/Hannakuh/Whatever stocking this year. Cheers!
  10. https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/26488-paging-steel-shank…/#comment-4521677
  11. If I'm in a lawn chair and in the shade, probably 3-4 hours tops.
  12. When I make naoches, I always make sure I get the best ones (extra fixins and shit) and my wife gets the others (if I don't eat them, too).
  13. I'll need the highway patrol to establish a perimeter. Everyone MUST STAY BACK!! I'm going in alone.
  14. My main concern is if the officer made it home safely to his family. "How was your day, Dear?" "Great. I got to kill another dog." "That's nice. And you made it home safely!"
  15. Albuquerque just keeps on impressing (in a bad way).
  16. ^^^ That tattoo kicks so much ass it makes my head spin.
  17. Also, that Frittata dude can go fuck himself.
  18. Getting a strong vibe that this would be excellent stoner chow. Approved!
  19. Sounds like I need to run down to Htown and lay some pipe.
  20. I wonder how many of those LIV player contracts actually live out their term. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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