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Steel Shank

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  1. I'll do you a solid and try and record tonight. Will post afterward. You're welcome.
  2. I buried a line last night. A seed transmission line.
  3. You’re a fine American.
  4. This story needs more “laying pipe”.
  5. YEAH!!!
  6. Where the fuck do we stand on this? I'm ready to donate and actively participate in introducing some Russians to there richly deserved demise. Damnit.
  7. One of the first times I got stoned, my buddy and I were sitting on the cliff above Campbell's Hole (early 80s). We had some strawberry Tidal Wave bubble gum. I chewed a piece of that and I felt like my mouth was indeed a tidal wave of flavor and shit that it was going to flow over into the creek. I think I was 15 or 16. /csb
  8. A beer together. Sometime soon. SCS.
  9. I'm a native Texan. I'm getting older, but as I do, Texas, more and more, disappoints me and truly breaks my heart.
  10. Like laying pipe?
  11. And that you gave the boy what he asked, no, what he needed makes you a fine father. Salud!
  12. Bra-fucking-vo! The only thing missing is the kitchen sink.
  13. No, not really.
  14. Whoa! Slow your roll, there cowboy.
  15. Knowing four grandfathers, my dad, and being a father to two sons makes me smile. I'm a wealthy man.
  16. I first became aware of it, Animal Tobacco, during the physical act of love. Yes, a profound sense of fatigue - a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily, I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Animal Tobacco. Women sense my power, and they seek my life essence. I do not avoid women, Animal Tobacco, but I do deny them my essence.
  17. If I shot a 58 at Butler Pitch n Putt, would y'all be impressed?😄
  18. But still funkadelic, no?
  19. Played 18. Now a marg, naoches, and some golf on the “tube”.
  20. Now hold on. Who here HAS NOT spent an unexpected night in jail in Dallas at least once in their life? That's what I thought.
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