Everything posted by tokamak
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
God fucking damn it
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Fucking fire Schottenheimer. Absolutely fucking brain dead
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Never had it (because he sucks)
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Boys really setting it up to blow this one in spectacular fashion
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Is Pickens objectively better than CD?
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Texas Rangers 2025-2026 Offseason
Saves like $5mm per year for the next 3 years. Then you have 2 more years of Nimmo after that for $20mm per year. So we took on total dollars but cut payroll in the near term.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Eagles OL wasn’t even close to set on that 3rd down play
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Yay let’s kick a fg
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
lolololol fuck you Dak
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Jerry is fucking jizzing in his diaper waiting to pay him $50m/year.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Games pretty much over with 11 minutes left in the 2nd quarter. Great job Jerry and co.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Hurts had like an hour to throw on that play. Ezeraku got pushed down like a little child or something.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Tripped on his own feet and dropped the ball on the way down. Cowboys football!
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
You mean, other than he’s a dipshit Sooner?
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
This game is an absolute must win if the Cowboys want to have any shot at the playoffs. So of course they’re going to get boatraced.
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
Is that a fucking Tommy gun? Is he a wise guy? Running liquor with Al Capone and the boys?
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
Maybe the most apt use of this gif in the history of the internet:
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Texas Rangers 2025-2026 Offseason
Yep, thanks for the memories but it was time.
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Horns in the NFL
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USMNT 2025 - Easy English, hard ones Spanish
Why not? Is United that big of a mess right now?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
pounds?
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USMNT 2025 - Easy English, hard ones Spanish
Here's the full article.
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2025 MLB thread
I don't understand the point you're trying to make. Putting the Rangers on Victory last season was a big improvement over what came before, but I still get annoyed when I go to watch them and find out that they're on Apple or whatever. It looks to me like MLB wants to make that situation worse. I don't want to carry an ESPN subscription just so I can watch the Rangers on Wednesday night once a month. Put every game, every team on MLB.tv with no blackout nonsense. Charge me $150/yr to watch one team, or $200/yr to watch everyone. Put Ohtani on Sunday night over-the-air for casuals. That's it, that should be the whole TV package. But some consultant told them that they're not delivering maximum shareholder value or what the fuck ever by doing that. So instead we have live MLB content on 6 different platforms by my count, not including every team's individual RSN situation (which are all over the place).
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2025 MLB thread
OK I actually read the article. It says Sunday night moves to "NBCUniversal", which to me implies Peacock. If it's broadcast NBC, why wouldn't they just say "NBC"?
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USMNT 2025 - Easy English, hard ones Spanish
The Athletic posted an updated 26 this morning. I’ll post the full thing later today when I’m in front of a computer. But they have Musah completely off the team and not even particularly close. Hard to disagree but that’s so disappointing to me. I felt like he was literally our best player in Qatar and at that time looked like our next best chance to develop a truly world class, champions league-caliber player. It’s been nothing but downhill since. I dunno if the guy is just fucking lazy or what. Such a bummer.