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Horn Dogg

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  1. Most of the guys on here are mad that she gets more pussy than they do.
  2. She soaks up a good amount of university funds, loves to find ways to make people pay more for things like LHN, and doesn’t do anything to help the football team get better. Totally fucking worthless, should have been gone several years ago.
  3. Man, that move should have happened at least 7 years ago. Let’s at least fire her before she uses more university money to replace the pillows in that lesbian sex den she built on campus several years back.
  4. You have been saving this moment for 5 years, I hope you get all the gratification and greatness you were hoping for.
  5. How long can CDC survive if the football team keeps being shitty?
  6. Horn Dogg

    Fuck it

    What else can you say at this point?
  7. Maybe they were just arguing over whether or not Pole Assassin is liable for the monkey bite.
  8. Fuck the curse, let’s find a way to win!
  9. Now the question is how do we keep our defense fresh if all we can do is score on 2 minute drives?
  10. Any good TE that you could promise to pay if they came to UT?
  11. Here’s a heartwarming buffet of devastating losses delivered by UT.
  12. Not enough time for aggy to win that football MNC they’ve been praying for.
  13. Maybe because his boss is already fired?
  14. Fuck no unfortunately, the universe could cease to exist and Texas would still be kicking off at 11am.....and OU would still fucking suck.
  15. Aggy gonna be pissed when they find out that Arky didn’t bother to make one of these shirts to commemorate their game too.
  16. I have my official statement ready to release whenever Trump dies. Here’s a final draft for you to review: ”Burn in hell motherfucker.”
  17. Ahhhhhhh, Cookie Monster has a romantic side. Is he trying to get drunk off Diet Coke while he pretends to intently listen to everything she has to say? She’s probably going on and on about her day and his brain is running laps trying to figure out how to get in her pants. I would be trying to hit it if I were him too.
  18. But if what Stormy says is true he won’t want that to be confirmed either. That pic should be spread everywhere so that it becomes the truth.
  19. Who knows what the fuck is going to happen over the next few years. I’ve seen some goods and bads with Sark, and I’m not convinced he’s the man, but it’s not time to pull the plug yet. It’s also not time to declare us as the next Nebraska/Michigan/Tennessee/etc.... This school does care about football and if Sark doesn’t work out he won’t last forever. In 2000-2004 all we wanted to do was fire Mack. It was actually a surprise when we kicked ass and won the Rose Bowl in 2004. Even 2005 was a stressful year because most of us at the time were scared that something would go wrong. I also remember 2008 being quite the surprise, most on the boards at the time picked us to win 9 max thinking Mack was neutered without Vince. Im rambling after a few beers and watching old UT football highlights, but I don’t think Texas football is done. Also, Vince should have won the heisman, OU fucking sucks and i look forward to destroying aggy again.
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