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Horn Dogg

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  1. Did she actually shove her or did she just turn around and titty slap her to the ground?
  2. But Texas would have missed out on all 4 football MNC’s.....
  3. And Oklahoma is not on that list LOL!
  4. You must not have gone to the Ohio State game in Columbus. Shittiest fans I’ve ever seen.
  5. 2000 was your most recent national championship, haven’t done shit since!
  6. Look at Tennessee's fat fucking coach getting drilled by Hump back in 99.
  7. You forgot about 08. I think 08 Texas was better than 09.
  8. I don’t think you can blame the D for this one, the O asked them to do too much.
  9. Grundy will probably let us score too fast
  10. That would be best possible scenario, the GOP and GQP would fuck themselves out of existence. Should we run a counter move and make bumper stickers that look the same, but say “if the GOP supports Trump, I won’t support the GOP?” Just divide those fuckers in half and let them battle it out.
  11. I’m good if they can remember that it was Georgia that buttfucked Arkansas and not Alabama. If I drank as much as them I wouldn’t be able to remember shit either, so i guess case closed.
  12. The amount of beer in my fridge decreased drastically as a result of the loss. I need to go to the store again.
  13. Well, they are both named Spencer and live in a shitty state. Rattler is a little bitch though, not sure about Sanders.
  14. This is why I don’t feel sorry for OSU being left behind in a shitty conference to fend for themselves. Fuck ‘em!
  15. Here are the highlights in case anybody wants to question your assertion. This hurt at the time, but now it’s fucking comical. We were 2-0, defending big 12 champs and everyone on campus was talking about making a run at the national championship. UCLA was 0-2 and the only question before the game was how bad we would beat their ass. Heck, even Ricky looks like shit in this video. That was rock bottom.
  16. Aggy has won big games before (albeit not very many) and their recruiting still hasn’t been anything we can’t overcome. Not worried one but. As for Bama, we get our shot next year, may as well make it count!
  17. Yeah, that was Marty Cherry LOL
  18. What the fuck is quidditch?
  19. I was halfway thinking the same thing. I remember that game when we were down 17-0. Supposedly Aaron Humphrey told the team “there’s no way in hell I’m losing to OU my senior year” right before he put that massive hit on Huepel that swung the momentum. Mack then proceeded to out athlete them by running long routes with the WR to gas the defense and then went in for the kill. Hopefully we go on to beat OU 63-14 next year and win the national championship.
  20. Most of you kids are too young to remember some real rock bottom times, 3-66 9-10 3-46 14-63 13-65 0-12 0-24 Today totally sucked ass, but for several reasons this is far from the most hopeless I’ve felt about UT football. Side note: Route 66 was by far the worst game I’ve ever attended. Not only was that the most ridiculous UT attempt at a football performance I’ve ever seen, it was also hot as shit that day and we stayed until the eyes. I was in school at the time and I met a random chick at a party the night before. She gave me a nice blowjob before the game and then after the game she fucked me to cheer me up. She was hot and she was 18.....I took it for granted at the time, but as an old married man I look back and even the worst UT football day I’ve ever witnessed created some fond memories! UT will kick ass in football again, but I will never get to repeat the other activities of that day.
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