Everything posted by tchookem
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JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope
I don't know if they're his kryptonite, but that does give me a new Tex-ism... Drier than a lesbian looking at Ted Cruz. Thanks!
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Trump’s America
I found something online that said only the first $25K of tips wouldn't be taxed, and that it was really just a ploy to get people to fully report their income. Save them a little on the front end, to tax them more on the back. It was online, so I figured it must be true. Would appreciate any actual expertise.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Really pathetic when the event that generates the most excitement on a college campus is a visit from... Charlie Kirk.
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The Last of Us coming to HBO
You would have preferred Yellow Ledbetter?
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Dog Killer, Kristi Noem
I bet they literally make them jump through hoops... because they a just that unoriginal.
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The Last of Us coming to HBO
This makes sense. Considering the CO (the lady from Waiting) looks to eventually become the cult leader.
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The destruction of America's public education system
They got the private school voucher grift that they wanted, now they can finish off public schools as per the plan. https://www.chron.com/politics/article/texas-public-school-funding-bill-20315208.php?fbclid=IwQ0xDSwKJwrpjbGNrAonCr2V4dG4DYWVtAjExAAEek4h-i8pBZl79v_yV9L7011vwoptpG0TPsV6-D8k49vQuXbfcCPyojtAjfqM_aem_LIiyBe9NIywZs90g7NKgMg
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
The gibberish allows his supporters to fill in blanks with whatever eloquence they wish to be there... like listening to Boomhauer.
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LBGTQ
If you're not listening to Pablo Torre Finds Out, you should give it a try... https://www.instagram.com/p/DJW5X-ZNJJa/?igsh=aGl5d2JidTNhZ3Jk
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Tariff wars, they have began
It's all bullshit. Saying anything without regard for the truth, or the impact uttering the words will have, or even if the thing is possible in this reality. It's the unfiltered mind of a stupid child... not just a stupid child, the stupidest child you've ever met. If nothing happens, it's forgotten and never brought up again. If something good happens, he takes credit (even if there is zero connection). If something bad happens, it's Joe Biden's fault. Good thing the adults are back.
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The Last of Us coming to HBO
Nah, some of these people should check out now. They're going to flip their MAGA lids when this plot twists. It was a hard game to play, but the payoff was some of the best storytelling I've ever seen. If they're struggling this much after 2 episodes they're going be miserable and they're going to make everyone else miserable too.
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Trump’s America
That turkey so white it told me that Candace Owens is "one of the good ones".
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The Trump Economy
You know, I did things the right way. People said I should save for my son's education, so I saved for my son's education. Started a 529 because people said it was the right way. I didn't choose anything too risky, just Index Funds because people said it was the right way. I put a little (very little) money in each month and put some of his birthday and Christmas money every year. My son graduated high school last year with $20K in that 529. I know that's nothing to some of ya'll, but to me, considering that I started college with Jack Shit, being able to give my son that $20K is something I take great pride in. And now, after 20 years of doing the right thing, when my son actually needs that money to pay for school, I'm worried Trump's fucking around and I'm going to be the one finding out. Fuck every one of you that voted for him. Fuck you for not knowing better. Fuck you for not caring.
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DOGE: America Fucking Around
They're fine. They don't know any better.
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DOGE: America Fucking Around
DOGE cutting the agencies that have always accomplished the most while being given the least. Some might even call these agencies... efficient? Oh, the irony.
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Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
I'm sure there will be a huge yearly budget dedicated to preventing people from pissing on his grave. It will just be another one of those costs DOGE chooses to ignore. They may even hire some of the fired NPS rangers for the jobs.
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Things that remind you of growing up poor.
Walking to the corner store every Sunday so my mom could make a long-distance collect call to her mom in California. I'd sit on the metal parking stop at wait to tell my grandma hello. According to Google Map, the corner store is gone now, but it was still up in 2008.... pay phone was gone. Every time I see a payphone or a shabby corner store, I get a tiny gut punch.
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Sports Card Collecting
Shoulda sold the coupon on eBay. Seriously though, that sucks... sorry.
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Sports Card Collecting
I'm always torn what to do with cards like this. Sell it now while people are paying a premium or hold onto it, so I have something better than their base rookie. I always end up deciding I don't really need the cash and hold onto the card. It's also how I end up selling a /25 Wander Franco for $3. Nice pull.
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The destruction of America's public education system
Probably the wrong phrase, I assumed she knew what she was talking about and that I was in the dark about some new teaching program. It was foolish of me to ever assume she has any knowledge that would come close to my 25+ years in the classroom. She was a blithering old moron and I should have taken it in accordingly. Lazy, stupid, and evil is their creed, and I'll never doubt that again.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Do you think it would matter? I could use some realistic optimism right now. Lately, I've felt completely subject to the whims of evil men and the idiots that give them power.
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The destruction of America's public education system
I seriously gave this ditchpig the benefit of the doubt. I thought she was talking about some program or curriculum called "A1". Nope. She's just an old woman who's too lazy to do the work to even learn the name of what she's talking about.
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RFK Jr. off the chain and off his rocker
I mean, seasonal allergies are sitting right there, fucking up EVERYONE'S life right now, and this dipshit wants to tackle autism?
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LBGTQ
So here's the thing... most of their lives, those 2 fencers competed in mixed events. Competing in a women's bracket is probably something she has never done until college. This is just her flying her bigot flag, and getting $5K + attention. Congrats, I guess.
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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz
Do we have verification?