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tchookem

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  1. Now imagine being upset when Obama fumbled a salute because he had a coffee cup in his hand.
  2. Why take money for a cause you don't support when you can take money for a cause you do support?
  3. And they'll be dismayed at how classless all the liberals are acting.
  4. You know there's nothing stopping you from learning tuba or big-assed guitar right now. No reincarnation necessary. Just saying. I guess tubas can be a bit pricey.
  5. I've decided that every action Greg Abbott does makes sense if you add "because his dick doesn't work." to the end. Like adding "in bed" to fortune cookie fortunes. "Greg Abbott ordered TNG to place razor wire along the border... because his dick doesn't work."
  6. You know, if I had done something as cool as competed in a NCAA sport... not only competed, but competed at a school and program as prestigious as Texas... I'd likely make it my handle on message boards too. I don't know that I'd act like such a dipshit that I'd have to give up my cool handle. I also know that I'd feel such a need to continue my dipshittery that I'd return with a sock account. Sad.
  7. Make no mistake, she is as much a power hungry monster as Nancy Reagan. She sees herself as Jackie O, and is probably livid that these dorks are interrupting her chance at greatness. Nevermind that is really DeSantis and his bullshit that are keeping her out. Don't be shocked to see her throw her hat into the political ring at some point. ETA: And watch all the Hilary haters that trashed her for riding Bill's coattails (or whatever they bitched about) fully support Casey without on ounce of irony.
  8. Can't be a good look having her shield him from the "loony" lib.
  9. I thought it was a Rush Limbaugh joke. Never heard it told as a George Floyd joke. Guess we run in different circles.
  10. https://www.foxnews.com/sports/rays-star-wander-franco-not-found-home-raids-investigation-alleged-relationship-minor-repor.amp I'm sure he's.... wandering... around somewhere.
  11. Idiocracy was prophecy, not comedy....
  12. If say that show touched on the intentions on many Republicans. The fact that they have escaped blame baffles me.
  13. Swatting is horrible. Being a hateful cunt is horrible. Off-setting penalties?
  14. Not trying to belabor a point, but there is a difference between being socially awkward/on the spectrum versus being an annoying prick because you're allowed to get away with it. I assume your kid is the former, and deserved compassion. Ted Cruz is the latter... a kid that pushed buttons and cried bully when confronted.
  15. These are the same people that blame Obama for 9/11.
  16. It's the one drawback to society seriously addressing bullying. Natural consequences get labeled as bullying, so the truly annoying kids never learn the boundaries of being annoying.
  17. I've always said that he's the annoying husband of your wife's best friend. You're always stuck babysitting his socially inept ass, or worse, forced to bring him along to shit where he ruins the things you genuinely enjoy.
  18. I'm wondering what has led you to believe this. I would love to share your optimism, but at this point, I'm at a loss.
  19. Wait, Boss Hogg is GRU or Fatty? Or are they both? I'm confused.
  20. Would you like to learn more about Purity Balls?
  21. Not saying "I was never meaning no harm" was a missed opportunity he'll never get back.
  22. Maybe if the Tea Party Republicans hadn't killed immigration reforms proposed by... (checks notes)... Republicans... during W's administration things might be better?
  23. The great thing about them having a mausoleum is that every time one of them dies, you only have one stop to make and you get to hit the whole family again.
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