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tchookem

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  1. Maybe growing up poor and living on a teacher salary has affected my ability to comprehend real money, but $500K without lifting a finger sounds like fuck you money to me. I mean I make about 12% of that and I can tell you to go fuck yourself. 😁
  2. I don't know. If $10M isn't enough for you to live your life, be comfortable, and leave some for your kids, then you may have some fucked spending habits. $10M won't let you tell the government "fuck you"... you'll still have to obey the law, but there's not many people you have to listen to.
  3. I don't know what the point of doing this is, but I've been assured by some very serious people that it isn't racism. He is not racist, in fact people are saying how not racist he is.
  4. You know the stories where they let the special needs kids score a touchdown because he's super sweet, and he's never missed a practice, and he's always positive? So they give him a play and the other team lets him score, and everyone goes home feeling good because it made the kid feel good and it didn't hurt anybody. Yeah. America is the special needs kid. Except America is pretty much an spoiled brat that hasn't done one good thing the entire season. And they're letting our most special needs kid score a touchdown hoping that'll keep him from destroying the classroom tomorrow. Narrator: He's going to destroy the classroom anyway.
  5. Georgetown HS has its own TPUSA chapter. I truly pity the high school kid that wants to attend a TPUSA meeting after school, but here we are. Hopefully, you're right and it'll end up being a waste of their funds.
  6. Talk about a Sisyphean Task.
  7. Yeah, this doesn't end well for them. There are enough high school students that are serious about debate and know their shit well enough to derail these meetings by "just asking questions". And they're all here for it too.
  8. Yep. She's a better person than me. If I'm her husband/father/brother, that dude gets a baseball bat to the dome.
  9. Fuck you and fuck your apology. This librarian is a much better person than I would be. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQkBM2GDwbE/?igsh=MTVqcGZuMml3Mmd4dw==
  10. Maybe he already did. Where were you on Sept 10th?
  11. MAGA kids need those accommodations too. Sadly it will never occur to their parents that their voting has made life more difficult for their children and their children's teachers.
  12. Yeah, remember when the people freaked out because they were doing trainings in Bastrop and Greg Abbott went to personal supervise? I remember.
  13. Wait, is that retweet supposed to be literal? Is he saying the pastor is in the wrong.
  14. I'm sure it does. Plus you can shit wherever you want, throw trash wherever you want, and take home any artifact you think would be a cool momento..
  15. This^^^^ Go to the gun thread of you want to talk about guns. I would be surprised to hear that Talarico has ever fired a gun. It's like talking about consensual sex in the Trump thread.
  16. I think the fact that a political argument has branched off into a shotgun proficiency flame war is exactly why we need James Talarico in office... and exactly why we probably won't get him in office (I say this as someone that just gave him a small part of my meager teacher salary). Also, that gun room tells me that any political decision you make has little to do with freedoms (like the 2nd A) and everything to do with hoarding wealth.
  17. I'm sure she dreads every time his crypt lid scrapes open knowing he'll be hovering over the bed hissing "coitus".
  18. Exactly. They've normalized releasing evidence as it's gathered on Twitter. If nothings being released, it's because they haven't figured out how to construct the narrative.
  19. Morrisey is Charlie Kirk?
  20. The Seven Stages of Grift... I Mean Grief... I Mean Grift. 1. Shock/Disbelief - I don't know how we're going to keep the grift going? This grift doesn't work without ______. 2. Denial - We can keep it going. This is a good grift no matter who's in charge. 3. Anger - Goddammit! They took away our grift! 4. Bargaining - Let's split the grift. You get this much, I'll take that much. 5. Guilt - We could have done so much more grifting. Why didn't we grift more when we had the chance? 6. Depression - It really was a great grift. We'll never grift like that again. 7. Acceptance - Oh well, on to the next grift.
  21. He didn't really care about him THAT much until the liberals started criticizing his racism... errrr "celebrating his death".
  22. Any waiter who has worked a Sunday afternoon is all too familiar with "Christian's" behavior when they think it's someone else's job to clean up.
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