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tchookem

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  1. "Sorry Ted, Trump took the jar he keeps your balls in. I figured there wasn't much else worth discussing with you. I don't know if he brought the jar back to DC..."
  2. I'm sorry, in MAGAnistan, the only people that get to have their cake and eat it too are those who have invested the minimum amount in Trump's crypto. I'm sure the Black Rifle guy has given his fair share to the kleptocracy, but it's just not quite enough.
  3. But I can do it on my own, just by going to their website?
  4. This seems like a good a thread as any. My kid turns 20 this year. He's in college, and we should be in decent shape so long as nothing tragic happens. He's gotten some money from folks for school, but since school is okay-ish I'm thinking about getting him to put some money away to forget about. I'm considering total stock market index fund. I have zero experience doing any of this. Is it literally as simple as going to Vanguard.com, signing him up, and giving them $3000? I'm not really looking for investing advice. Unless an index fund is beyond stupid (which I don't see how it could be), I really just want to make sure it is as easy as it sounds.
  5. You should tell the walk of shame ladies that she better hope the pill works because he's gonna make you drive to New Mexico to get rid of it.
  6. It's not like this country cares if it happens in a school... at least not anymore.
  7. Because it was already made and they are above all else.... lazy.
  8. tchookem

    South Park

    01 OF 50!!! Whew doggy.
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    South Park

    Big bucks mean zero fucks
  10. Maybe something that says, "I'm not mad, just disappointed."?
  11. Why was it ever at 55%. I'm not a big "kids-these-days" guy, but what the fuck? What did he ever do to get 55% approval rating with anyone except Republicans?
  12. Just now catching up. This is the best television since Chernobyl.
  13. Is Trump gonna be the first president to use the "it isn't gay in a threeway defense"?
  14. Truth. Hosting Daily Show?
  15. Yep, and lands back on Comedy Central... Colbert Report Part II?
  16. Put yet another way, Americans overpaid $106.1 billion for what's supposed to be cheap shit from China.
  17. What if they called it a new scoreboard for the football stadium?
  18. Maybe someone will misspell "Trump", so his name is missed on the search and replace function.
  19. I'm sure something will be released that will only have the names of political enemies. The timing will be intentional, and the base will accept it as gospel.
  20. That doesn't mean he isn't stupid... according to Carlo Cipolla... And if you're unfamiliar with Bonhoeffer, his ideas are relevant as well...
  21. I think the list should be expanded. My neighbor rents and his landlords are a group in Singapore. I think any person or group that owns more than 10 residential properties should see their property taxes increase 25%, and if they own more than 50, it should increase 50% more than 100 would mean more than a 75% increase in property taxes. The revenue that's generated would go to helping first-time home buyers with a down payment .
  22. Unfortunately, this can't be pinned on one guy. Trump is the catalyst, but this is the culmination of decades of work by people way smarter. It doesn't end with one guy's death, it'll take a huge overhaul. Remember, it'll only be bloodless "if the left allows it to be".
  23. You know what else people love? Doom and Gloom. Sounds like a certain poster I know. As for celebrities, we'll get Susanna Hoffs to endorse you since y'all go way back.
  24. Elections only have consequences for liberals. Every bad thing that happens is the result of something Obama did 10 years ago. Sorry, this isn't changing in our lifetime.
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