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Not a cat

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  1. This. It's like watching the Stanford prison experiment in real time. Some of these idiots need to learn basic calculation of expected future value. The guy that held out for 100k at the very beginning got it. And speaking of money, I just do not understand the economics of streaming. Between insane prize money being thrown around like candy, complex sets and games, thousands of cameras and dozens of support staff, how much money is this costing? How in the hell does Amazon turn a profit?
  2. No West Mall, but there's a reason this notice came out 4 days before inauguration day. Just a hunch it'll get rolled back pretty quickly.
  3. All I remember of it was when Taysom hurdled our DB, which was thankfully not in the movie version.
  4. Not a cat replied to bullet's topic in Football
    2013 Nate Boyer - OL 2022 Ovie Oghoufo - DL Better than when we were dumb and lost a lot.
  5. Not a cat replied to bullet's topic in Football
    Before the Westlake Mafia hits you with negs, 1971 is Zapalac.
  6. Not a cat replied to bullet's topic in Football
    We're making them attend classes during game week? I think I see what's holding us back from that next step.
  7. I'm not saying it didn't happen the way she said, just that in that clip she tries to explain something by reference to her astrological sign. Astrology references are a top 5 red flag for batshit crazy. Plus I'm an Aquarius, completely incompatible with Virgo, everyone knows that.
  8. My somewhat shorter and less detailed story about my trip to Ball high- Bunch of 5 year olds flipping off our bus yelling that the Tors are going to kick our asses, and Patrick Bates almost beheading me on a drag route.
  9. So how does one become an intimacy coordinator?
  10. No, I don't think you do. Every time OSU is losing and they show that face painted bucknuts guy crying, I smile on the inside. Because fuck that guy and those troglodytes in Columbus.
  11. Texas 27 Couch burners 23 Total yards 377
  12. Passive? I think we've met different buckeye fans.
  13. Also looks like he had plenty of room to run for the first down, but I realize he's got a lot of shit he's keeping up with and scrambling is typically a last option for him. But in that game situation, you take a sure first down every single time
  14. Endowment shouldn't have anything to do with AD cash flow other than the overlap mentioned by another poster that the same factors leading to endowment also often lead to healthy athletic departments (bunch of involved alumni with cash).
  15. My understanding is that going forward it would come from athletic department cash flow not the endowment. Someone can correct me if I'm off but endowments are usually used for all that silly book learning stuff.
  16. NIL doesn't come from endowments. You need to look at the schools with the most passionate affluent alumni (e.g. Texas, Ohio st., Mich) or with one mega alum (e.g. Oregon). Places like Stanford and Cal are going to have lots of wealthy alums who don't give a fuck about football.
  17. It may be wishful thinking on my part but I think in the brave new world of NIL plus SEC membership the OU job is not the coveted position it once was.
  18. Question for referees- the rule for the penalty prohibiting pulling a ball carrier says it's a 5 yard penalty subject to "three and one execution". What the hell is that?
  19. I'm booking flight to Atlanta right now.
  20. This. WTF was he doing? He was right there and just threw up his hands and decided not to defend the pass or tackle him
  21. I'd rather face the ducks because 1) I think we match up better w Oregon's D, and 2) fuck tOSU.
  22. Woah now, I kind of like the possibility of 3 loss helmet schools getting favorable treatment. Not this year of course, but perhaps in later years.
  23. Tbone must be playing the long game of posting as a horn alum for decades. That's true Manchurian Fan level shit
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