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Bender Bending Rodriguez

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  1. Did this thread get merged with the Lulz thread?
  2. My old neighbor was a regional jet pilot who moved to Dubai to work for Emirates and now lives in Tennessee working for FedEx, so this hits close to home. He loved Emirates and met his Australian flight attendant wife while living there, but 7-8 years of living in the UAE was fun, but enough for him. And getting a job with Emirates back around 2010 wasn’t easy. FedEx might not be a great company, but it’s a dream type job for pilots. Great pay, very light workloads, consistent schedules, and no civilian passengers.
  3. Sloths. They don’t fart 💨
  4. First 3-4 seasons of Friends were great. At least to me they were. Hollywood’d up, for sure, it’s network television, but a fairly accurate account of mid-late 90‘s living/relationships for 20 somethings in a big city. I was in my late teens when the show debuted. Last 5-6 seasons kinda just devolved into a romcom, which lost my attention within a couple of years. Chandler Bing was hilarious and a perfect compliment to the other guys on the show. He had his issues, but that happens with us humans. RIP Ms Chanandler Bong
  5. Damn, Bull joins Harry, Christine, Mac, Selma and Flo. Just Dan and Roz left.
  6. Does it have to look exactly like a butthole?
  7. One of the most underrated color combos in sports.
  8. Sark’s first season at Texas was 2021 and he’s coached 30 games to date.. * 11-3 since starting 7-9 * Only lost 2 games by more than 1 score * 21 straight games not losing by more than one score Texas has had a chance to win in the final minutes of almost 95% of the games he’s coached, including every game for almost two years.
  9. A game winning touchdown after two presnap penalties would’ve been very Les Miles of Brian Kelly.
  10. Was it ever explained?? 71661131369__17E569F4-8851-4415-98E7-5C75D5AD9540.mov
  11. I'm just glad Russian state media can investigate the cause of the crash and expose Putin once and for all!
  12. My 71 year old dad is a fuckin awesome Mexican from the valley that moved to Houston in the 70’s. Even in this crazy summer heat, his happy place is watching the Astros and Longhorns in his sweltering hot garage with nothing more than a small fan. We text/talk daily, but since he’s only about 15 minutes away, I’ll grab a cold six pack and head his way almost every Sunday. We’ll watch a game while he tinkers around with any one of about 10 ongoing woodworking projects. Hot as hell, but great times indeed.
  13. I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy!
  14. It reminded me of the Jamaican Push Cart Derby at the beginning of Cool Runnings.
  15. People are claiming that Patrick Ewing had a huge dick. RPReplay_Final1686544456.mov
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