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Sandman

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  1. We got a crystal football so fuck the haters
  2. I remember reading an interview with John Kruk, after he left ESPN. He had gotten ragged on pretty hard for his preseason predictions in their opening day show, he picked some head scratchers. He said he was told by the producers to pick some weird shit because no one wanted to see every talking head pick the Yankees or whatever team was hot shit back then. He protested but had to do it anyway. After reading that, I always cut these guys some slack for their moronic picks.
  3. I was on a Grayhound bus that broke down in Moriarty, NM in the middle of the night, so this hits close to home.
  4. My kid got her first "real adult" job (her words) and left her retail gig she's had the last couple of years. So now my 50% discount is gone. I had bought some stuff online right after she put in her notice but tried for one final order last night before they turned off her employee account. No dice, the party is over. I'll have to pay full price again, fuck!
  5. I remember when a guy with a ponytail was often looked at as a bane on society. Now the manbun dudes took his place.
  6. I turn 50 this year, never owned a suit. I just went to a funeral, wore khakis and a plain polo shirt, no logos. Outside of the freemason brethren of the deceased, I was overdressed compared to the rest of the attendees.
  7. A few years ago, I was talking to my kids about growing up in West Germany and how great it was. I decided to plan a trip and jumped online to plot out all the stuff I wanted to show them. Then I got on google maps and discovered that the apartment building I lived in as a kid had been torn down, years ago. They built a hotel there. I was crushed. The trip plans were scrapped. I've decided Thomas Wolfe was right and I can't go home again.
  8. Underrated album IMO. RIP to Ryan and Robert.
  9. I've got a warm place for Suzy to sleep, any time she needs it.
  10. That shit is scary. Swiming at the beach and drowning. Not scuba diving or falling off a boat way off shore, just swimming near a sand bar and the water gets rough and you tire out. Fuck.
  11. Well, she's at least as ugly as Margot Kidder IMO, so maybe it'll work.
  12. Her shirt literally states that she's up to no good. Why is anyone surprised that this happened?
  13. You're in a topic about women that don't think critically, don't remember shit and don't listen...yet you think it's my fault that my 2 daughters don't remember the shit that I told them? Fuck that, I did my part. As I have told them many times: I have given you the information. What you choose to do with it is up to you.
  14. Take the ribbon from your hair, Mrs. Danforth. Shake it loose and let it fall.
  15. Not official but I'm sure it's coming soon. I had no idea he was missing. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-66012686 I always loved "Warlock". Need to watch it again.
  16. You sure about that? https://www.cbr.com/matt-groening-epstein-deposition-foot-massage/
  17. Nowadays when you go to a funeral, there's a cheesy highlight video with some stupid modern country music bullshit playing. My sister did that for her beloved husband and when someone said to her "I didn't think he liked country" She said "Oh, he didn't really", which I thought was fucked up (I said nothing). But it made me wonder. Am I supposed to tell my wife to play whatever she wants? I don't want people to think I was a fan of Jason Aldean or one of those other jerkoffs. However, I also realize that playing "Blitzkrieg" by Metallica isn't exactly what you'd call a remembrance tune.
  18. I'm 6'6 and no, I can't fit in the back of my friend's Fit. But I can fit behind the wheel of my GTI. Just don't look at me when I'm trying to get inside.
  19. There's a bakery near my office, been there for 75+ years. They announced that they're closing their doors next month. The 4th gen owner said he's done. I don't go there every day but it was so nice to have a place that I could stop in real quick and grab breakfast on a friday. Fuck.
  20. I haven't watched the video yet, but if that's him in the bottom left corner, then he looks exactly how I imagine a 20yr USN nuclear sub sonar operator would look.
  21. Fresh water only, bruh. If they had dropped the sub in Lake Eufaula, the noodlers would've saved the day like the Cajun Navy.
  22. Who doesn't like surprise titties and ass on the internet???? Good looking ones, I mean.
  23. Has no one thought to call James Cameron yet? He's got a sub and I'm pretty sure he knows the way there. He'd have those fuckers high and dry by lunchtime.
  24. The ground at home was covered with snow, and I was covered with sweat....from fucking so much!!!
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